Parker Bond Smith

Gonzo journalist, photographer, friend to animals.

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

The thing is Elon could easily do something to block Russian bot traffic and stem disinformation. But he won’t because he likes it polluted. He likes the disinformation.

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Looking back... it's pretty admirable that Montell Jordan had a designated driver.

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@MaggieandPerl @andrewperloff https://t.co/EKxFhm6JuK

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@KingJames You would have thrown yourself into the 2nd row and thrown your hands up and cried and whined to the refs soooo hard. It was a clear foul.

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"Venti brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso, quad, with vanilla cold foam." I just had to say these words to another human. Out of my mouth.

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@faineg We need more drone footage of the homeless and drug addict epidemic in this country. It brings awareness.

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@faineg Thanks for promoting the page! We are over 10 million followers!

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@POTUS Go away

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@legitprez @RRSFBay @FoxNews Gas Station bathroom was the #1 answer

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@joncoopertweets No

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@scrowder In the nutsack. Masturbation is murder.

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@clownworld At least she knows how to suck cock.

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@RapSheet Bucs grab him tomorrow

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Cuban sandwiches are gross.

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@bobbyleelive Did the millennial crowd not recognize you from MADtv?!?

[Joseph Massey @jmasseypoet]

I'm old enough to remember when Howard Stern would smear mayonnaise on the backsides of strippers and throw slices of boloney to see if they'd stick, but sure I'd love to hear his take on Clarence Thomas's legacy.

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@BigMikeCBS @MaggieandPerl @andrewperloff Listen to G Love and The Special Sauce - I76. Perl you gotta listen to the whole thing!!! Gonna love it. Dr. J!! AND Moses Malone....

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@BigMikeCBS You gotta have @andrewperloff listen to G Love & The Special Sauce's song I-76... spoiler they have the Dr J lyrics to the 76ers song.

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Try not to road rage on people who seem in a hurry in traffic, they might be about to shit their pants.

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@caroljsroth Joe Biden garbles nonsense words