Tony Texas

Full time Texas Ranger Part Time Tax Evader

[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

@BarstoolBigCat mountains always blue in beautiful Montana

[Oscar Mayer @oscarmayer]

Call us next time you want to ride a wiener into space…

[Holly Michels @hollykmichels]

OF COURSE this is the weirdest thing I’ve seen in Brooklyn

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

TODAY'S LITERALLY THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

[DeKaylin Metcalf @dkm14]

😂😂😂

[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

Lil ceasers got my insides fighting demons...what the hell do y’all put in that pizza?

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Absolutely well deserved. 👏

@DangeRussWilson is the 2020 Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year!

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[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

Forget it I’m not sexy enough to be on a nascar pit crew...

[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

Shoutout @WildMikesPizza your pizzas good

[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

ATMs be having $3 withdrawal fees talking about “cover your pin” bro YOU the thief

[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

@MorganWallen is just a different breed, drops absolute bangers left and right

[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

Life’s been feeling like a razor scooter to the ankle

[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

@SinclairOilCorp lemme get a Dino statue or I’ll steal one

[Tony Texas @parkerComba]

@Eric0lvera