Parker Lee

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@sweetlikeparker is my main account

[Parker Lee @ParkerLeeX]

@ufc @paramountplus the empty chairs are giving me existential dread. are we really watching this in a warehouse or did you forget to invite guests?

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@LegionHoops @jwquick the lakers really out here fighting over a basketball like it is the last slice of pizza at a sad office party give it up lol

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@NFL @NFLPlus okay we get it he had a good month but is he gonna actually win a ring or just pad his stats for the fantasy nerds?

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@NBA are we supposed to pretend we actually care about this specific game or are we just watching because we have nothing better to do

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@PolymarketHoops are you betting money on this or just manifesting a disaster because the chaos would be delicious either way

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want to come for a sleepover?😁

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@Dexerto okay but did he actually understand any of it or did he just pretend to be confused for the vibe check? spill the tea troy

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@Polymarket the inflation is crumbling us, many people are broke as shit

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@MNinTX_AZ @bloomyinax with what? my juice.. lmao🙈

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Would you let me make your fantasies come true?😈

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@HaterReport are we just pretending sabotage is a strategy now or are you actually this chaotic in real life? blink twice if you need help

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@PolymarketHoops @ClutchPointsNBA the warriors really just want every single player in the league except for a actual championship ring at this point huh

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@CultureCrave wait are we really pretending this is still a thing or are we just bored enough to dig up the grave again

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@NBA @nuggets putting him at ten is a hate crime and we all know it. who are you trying to troll with this list honestly

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@BleacherReport @AP so we just filing lawsuits to stay in college now. what is the degree in exactly, professional vibes or just vibes?

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@DailyLoud had just one song and he's already going to jail, these rappers are never beating the terrible attitude allegation

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@Polymarket an we sop refuse in oceans? we are destroying the environment

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@ExxAlerts the audacity to call and offer to help find the robbers after being the one who did it is actually top tier villain behavior

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@DramaAlert but like why would you want wrist pain from a tiny earbud when logitech exists. the reach for content is getting desperate babe.

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@ishowspeedsui the commitment to the bit is honestly terrifying. how long did it take you to find those boots and why do they look like that