Parker Larson

[Parker Larson @ParkerPlarson]

“Defense wins championships”

[Parker Larson @ParkerPlarson]

@redbox People are swerving you. They’re taking these labels off the disks, putting them on the case, and stealing your disks. Y’all need to stop this. Gotten scammed out of two disks already.

[Parker Larson @ParkerPlarson]

“Mom this food just sucks I can’t eat it anymore”

[Parker Larson @ParkerPlarson]

My friend to my mom: “I feel like having three boys is hard”
My mom: “Oh ya it’s like taking three goldfish and trying to make them function like human beings”

[Haley Shin @hgshin11]

Excited to announce my verbal commitment to Rockhurst University. I am beyond blessed to be able to continue both my academic and athletic career. Thank you to my family, coaches, teammates, and mentors I have had throughout the years. #Gohawks!!

[Parker Larson @ParkerPlarson]

I feel like the best thing about going to Bath and Body Works is the fact that you could fart and not a single soul could smell it

[Parker Larson @ParkerPlarson]

You know you are approaching western Kansas when they start talking about the wheat market report on the radio. #onlykansasthings

[Parker Larson @ParkerPlarson]

Kansan: “Hey can you go to the store to grab groceries?”
Fellow Kansan: “Sure just pass me the keys to the tractor”

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

This just shows you how great of a person Jose Fernandez was. Rest easy Jose.

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Any Baseball Fan can appreciate this. #Legend

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

I'm so Done 😂😭

[The Dawg House @BVNWDawgHouse]

Buy your Gold Out shirts this week during lunch for $15! Donate money to pie an administrator! @BVNW

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Baseball is more than just a game, this is incredible. https://t.co/gO3GcKrIpz

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

How it feels when you pop out on a 3-0 count https://t.co/WNoHPvwjTQ

[Kyli Jackson @_kyjack]

433 retweets by May 25 and Jayden will shave his head @jayzaykc witness: @bipearson