Greg Parks

Public Affairs/Community Relations Consultant sports, craft beer, politics, sports, tv, movie, sports and pop culture addict, all around good guy GO PADRES

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@punishedtoad88 Fellow women ABSOLUTELY are (they are lying)

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@Tysenberg If that’s the standard, then Lupita would actually meet the minimum qualifications… for Achilles

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@PerryALPHA @VecesEn I am a proud straight man and there is NO WAY Juan Gabriel has had sex with more men than I have

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@IMAO_ I think his point is that random unknown Greeks would have been better choices than a troon and someone who is clearly the wrong race

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@annieheilbrunn lol

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@MurrayHillGuy1 He gave her an out and she took it. Done

[Marty Caswell @MartyCaswell]

Padres catcher Rodolfo Duran has pitched more frequently in the last week, twice, than All-Star closer Mason Miller.

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@PerryALPHA They are playing like a bunch of ‘transitioning’ GIRLS

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Confirmed Monday? As in 2 days ago? Just show up. ‘Confirming’ again looks weak

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@bonchieredstate Definitely putting the ‘warm’ in warmth…

[Devine Sports Gospel @DevineGospel]

Sometimes it’s just not your year

For Padres fans, that’s most years

But it’s DEFINITELY this year!

Sell off some pieces and retool fellas

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@PerryALPHA @libsoftiktok Sexually harassing women is GAY

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@worthitorwoke Woof

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@RobProvince Kimmel

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@AnkitGe @CarlHigbie @grok That didn’t really work out, did it?

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@CarlHigbie @GayPatriot What a stat

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@jarvis_best Act. Together.

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@AnthonyCumia In fairness a smelly, male, middle aged Muslim Pedo is probably still better looking than Jennifer Welch

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@LeadingReport 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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@Variety Those accounts may or may not have been bots, but the hundreds of millions of people doing anything but seeing her shitty movie are very, very real.