Small C0ck Parlays

If I was fake they’d call me primetime parish

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Colts 1 passing td❌
Eagles 2 Rushing tds✅
Colts over 23.5 points❌
Eagles over 16.5 points✅
Colts 2 passing tds ❌

Lesson learned colts suck dick

#smallpenisparlays

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I been in the lab since 6am, not cooking meth but cooking NFL PRESEASON.

Parlay 1:
Colts 1 passing td
Eagles 2 Rushing tds
+520

Parlay 2:
Colts over 23.5 points
Eagles over 16.5 points
+373

Straight play of the day:
Colts 2 passing tds
+240

#smallcockparlays

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Colts: Expect AR & Jones to battle first half. Hopefully we can get a td out of Leonard as well

Eagles: Love the backup QB room McKee starting DTR and McCord finishing the game 16.5 seems easy with a great rb room of Dillon and Shipley.

#quarterbarred #smallcocks

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AND THE THUNDER ROLLSSSSSS

Over 6.5✅
Over 7.5 ✅
Over 9.5 ✅

GAME AINT EVEN OVER.
#smallcockparlays

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You’re thinking, “Small Cock Parlays? This clown can’t bet.”

But here’s the thing: while most of Twitter chases locks and 12-leg miracles, I find the edges, hammer the mispriced lines, and play the long game.

Preseason bets coming 🔜.

Here’s a free MLB Play - Blue Jays O6.5

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The Blue Jays have scored 10 plus in the last two games in Denver.

As they go for the sweep I expect another high scoring game from Toronto with all the weed being smoked in Denver.

#freeplays

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Small C0ck Parlays Only!

#shrivelemup
#smallpepeonly

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Cfb bets
Texas over 13.5 1/2st half (-3.5)
Nebraska over 31.5 total points
Colorado over 24.5 points
CU/ Nebraska over 28.5 1st half points
Missouri over 43.5 total
UGA shutout Tn tech +155
Singleton td PSU
Ollie Gordon x2 TD Ok State
Utah -13.5

#taylorlewan=loser #cfb #Quack

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ATS BETS
DERRICK HENRY X2 +500

Pacheco/kelce/Henry/Andrews ATS +2886

LOCK IT THE FUCK IN BABY

YUHHHH BUDDY

IF YOU DONT TAIL EAT JACKSON MAHOMES COCK FAGGOT.

@ASAP_YOLLOM @gjones47

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Bo Nickal sub anyone who retweets gets $50 and a free pic of Parker Montins asshole

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If you listened to this I’m sorry never follow or listen to @FirstTDMan

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Good morning football fans!

We are back and have the lock of the day today.

Cole Turner first touchdown +8000

Don't miss out!

*Bet responsibly*

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@tae15adams @NFL @barstoolsports @derekcarrqb @_Tariqwoolen @ASAP_YOLLOM #tbt #week12nfl #19kdreams

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$10 Touchdown Man is here and he ain’t leaving. TNF play attached.

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Also love Russell Wilson over 233.5. Russ can’t score but he can throw. 🔒

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Love a Khalil Mack sack tonight +110 on draft kings.

Chargers have given up 10 passing touchdowns this year I like a melvin Gordon and jeudy tonight.

Also a big fan of Mike William(Goat) and ekeler td.

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Sweat ✅
Jones ❌
Robinson td ✅

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TNF
Love a Montez Sweat +170 and
Justin Jones +220 tonight
Also love a Brian Robinson TD +190
The bears have given up 8 rushing touchdowns this year. #freepicks #sacks #sweats #nfl

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@Firstbasket_ Harris going down is a bad beat

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5 picks I love in the afternoon games.
Bosa top 2 DE
49ers 3rd in sacks
Eagles #1 in sacks
Rams bad Oline
Donald #1 DT
#sacks #freebets #nfl