Fantasy Pemier League

Football fanatic | FPL crazy | One Season Wonder | This is purely a parody account NOTE : DO NOT FOLLOW MY ADVICE 🌎 OR - 98K

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Best ever points total - 2528

OR 🌏 - 98,535 (Top 1%)

I’ll take it. This game has gotten really competitive.

#FPL #FPLCommunity

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My final GW team reveal !! 🥊
#FPL #GW38 #fantasypremierleague

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And that’s that. Time to wave goodbye to an unsuccessful FPL career

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Never in my life have I wanted Saka and Salah to start and score this much 💩

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Can we all go -4 to make it fair #ParodyFPL

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No Haaland, Cherki, O’Reilly

Salah starts

All fpl news for now

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@thefplbois Wilson to Zubimendi OR
Wilson to Rice & downgrade Watkins to Kroupi/Mane/Evanilson ?

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Parody FPL is well and truly back..

Joao Pedro benched ✅

Bowen Haul ✅

DCL tap in replaced by Saka injury ✅

Haaland blank . . .

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GW 24 Locked 🔒

Now Watch Joao Pedro get benched

Bowen Haul

Arsenal concede a DCL tap in

And ofcourse a Haaland blank
#parodyFPL #FPL

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@thefplbois So have I. Sadly it means a guaranteed 2 pointer 😂

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@thefplbois Evanilson or Joao Pedro ?

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@thefplbois Evanilson Or Joao Pedro for Bowen ?

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@thefplbois

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We couldn’t win when he was literally falling over to his right on every pen.. 🥸

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

🚨🚨Christy Pym (Grimsby Town GK):

"I'm a Man United fan so I'm half FUMING to be honest!”😡😭

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One last punt for the season. Good luck all #FPL #GW38

[Griffin @6ESinger157593]

Can you imagine being strapped upright in a seat for 11 hours starting early morning/late night, monitoring instruments and deciphering data, making life-or-death decisions—without a single chance to nap?

Now imagine doing that while your body begs for sleep and your judgment starts slipping—like you’re drunk, but it’s fatigue.

That’s exactly what DGCA just approved for Indian pilots on long-haul international flights to save employee costs.

While the nation was distracted by cross-border tensions, this exemption was quietly passed—letting airlines operate 11-hour flights with just 2 pilots, where 3 pilots are standard globally.

No rest seats(some cockpits seats cannot recline enough). No rest breaks. No third pilot.
Just fatigue, risk, and profit.

Fatigue kills judgment.
Fatigue causes accidents.

European EASA, US FAA,Australian CAA
,Canadian TC? All these regulators say NO.
India? Said YES.

The only option now: Boycott airlines that choose profits over pilot rest.

Don’t fly unsafe. Demand 3 pilots for long-haul. Demand accountability.

[Griffin @6ESinger157593]

TWO PILOTS. TWELVE HOURS. NO REST.

Would your airline allow this?

India’s @DGCAIndia has quietly approved a dangerous exemption for @airindia—permitting 11/12 hr Boeing 787/Boeing 777 flights with just 2 pilots(instead of the usual 3 to take rest breaks) and no horizontal rest. This includes night departures and operations through fatigue zones like the Window of Circadian Low.

This isn’t efficiency. It’s cost-cutting with consequences—with the likelihood of human errors rising exponentially during a season of pre-monsoon weather and many relatively inexperienced new copilots .

Now consider this:

@SingaporeAir owns 25.1% of Air India. Yet under Singapore’s @CAASSingapore rules, such flights would be illegal. They mandate augmented crews and horizontal rest on such long-haul sectors. In Singapore,Fatigue Risk Management is a science backed regulatory requirement—not a flexible suggestion.

So why the silence?

Why is @airindia allowed to bend safety rules in India—rules that its own Singaporean part-owner cannot violate back home?

Why is @SingaporeAir comfortable with its global brand being attached to operations it wouldn’t approve on its own aircraft?

11-12 hours of non stop flying. Two pilots. No bunk. No rest break.

This isn’t optimisation or innovation. It’s institutionalised fatigue with safety on sale.

#AviationSafety #PilotFatigue #AirIndia #DGCA #SingaporeAirlines #FlightSafety #FlyResponsibly #MonsoonOps #CrewRest #CAAS #FatigueKills #WakeUpDGCA #RegulatoryFailure

[ToTo 𝕏 @UTDkingsley]

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@thefplbois And he could’ve had s hat trick in the first 20 minutes 🤷‍♂️

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Say Hello to my Bench 🫡 …..

And it gets even better. I also sold Wood.

Saying goodbye to my season 👋

#fpl #fantasypremierleague #parodyfpl

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Who else needs an Ndiaye hat trick to save their season ?