Collin Parody

This is in no way offiliated with the real Collin Marshall. We are just tweeting the random stuff that comes out of Collin's mouth.

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

I wish all except Heath Dustin Ben Fabio and Brett a miserable life. You all can suck my dick. Now, I'm about to rob sakura. Deuces bitches!

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

Well fuckers, it is time for good ole me to leave Twitter for the first and only time unlike the real me who's done it multiple times

[Katie Chapman @Kay_teee_3]

@ParodyOfCollin "I wish I had a sixteen inch weiner" 😂😂😂

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

I am extremely happy to say that next year I will be coming back to Wilson to be the highest paid field manager in history at 175K

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

@NBackGotYaBack It'll be sloppy seconds after im done with him 😈

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

Guys guys guys, I like crayons

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

I have the curse of the white BMW in my car....

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

Wacking off after cutting Jalapeños.... Not a good idea. Would not recommend.

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

Guys I don't have a couch

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

I need more followers......

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

God that dudes darker than night

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

No, he's from New Orleans. Just praising because of the free fried chicken he gets after the game

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

Where's my 30 pack at.... Of what??..... Pussy

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

I'd steal a bus full of 60 children with all of my 20 beer

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

You know how you see 1 deer or multiple deer. I think it works for beer. I drank 1 beer, or multiple beer.

[MLB @MLB]

Thanks, Derek. #FarewellCaptain
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[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

Dude, what if we hit a mystical deer and then turned into us driving a lambo

[Collin Parody @ParodyOfCollin]

*makes horse noise and starts skipping* haha I'm a fucking horse dude