Tari (Parody)

This is a parody account for humor, please dont sue me Luke-

The gamer girl duck nerd who chopped off her arm in the name of games!

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Been looking to travel outside the mushroom kingdom for a bit, the only thing stopping me is being an introvert

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I have no idea what to tweet, sometimes the Mushroom Kingdom is bland, or maybe Ive just lived here too long. Hard to tell these days.

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My abilities are fun until i realize game glitches can also affect me

Thats when i realize im terrified

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Sometimes i get tired and forget to clean up my video games before i sleep and I've woken up disappointed in myself far too many times

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Wait its summer already. Im still trying to process that I've survived this long being friends with Mario.

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Mario's best talent is making messes. It even outbeats him eating spaghetti.

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Why are there so many fanfics about me, you guys are starting to concern me

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Oh no, twitter updated their TOS, what did Mario do...

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Twitter stop giving me world politics, I live in the Mushroom Kingdom, we deal with Mario all day.

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For the record Meggy loves hearing me nerd out so its not like Im putting her through any negativity nor is she a bad friend

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Meggy: Hey so hows the video games

Me, about to dump the entire Mortal Kombat, Doom, Team Fortress, Sonic, and Portal lore onto her:

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@SaiyanHedgehog8 I suppose thats true

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Twitter has just informed me that I have had this account for three years and I'm very sure that speaks about how little of a life I have. I'm a gamer girl so the bar wasn't very high anyways, I suppose, at least according to the internet.

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WAIT THE SECOND SONIC MOVIE CAME OUT
WHERES SAIKO AND MEGGY WERE ABOUT TO HAVE A GIRLS NIGHT OUT

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@MeggyandT Which one?

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Hi Twitter, I'm bored, ask me anything!

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I forgot twitter existed for a while what on gods duck filled earth is going on

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@TroyUchiha2 Steve

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@Antonio_dArtist Meeting the smg4 crew

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@GhastlyPann_ I literally replaced my arm to physically go inside them and do better at them.