chris parrinello

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The walk up song.
The MVP chants.
The absolute tank.

Everything about Bryce Harper’s homer last night was perfect.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Being attacked by both right & left simultaneously is a good sign

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Dear Twitter Advertisers

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[noah @noahgotice]

niggas after adding an egg to they instant ramen

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This isn’t good sportsman ship. It’s dumb. You got this kid on the ropes and he’s rattled. Trip to Williamsport on the line. You can play pattycakes after. As far as the pitcher goes that’s your plate.

[New York Yankees Stats @nyyankeesstats]

Yankees 1st half:

64-28 record. Best in MLB

+199 run differential. Best in MLB

5.40 runs per game. Best in MLB

3.24 runs allowed per game. Best in MLB

157 home runs. Best in MLB

.776 OPS. Best in MLB

37.9 WAR. Best in MLB

[Matt Carpenter @MattCarp13]

I have to say.. experiencing my first #Yankees #rollcall is at the top of my list! The right field bleachers at yankee stadium is next level! #RepBX #bleachercreatures

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

The forecast called for some rain ☔️

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

these ain’t no fireworks bro got a fuckin flamethrower 😭😭

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Gallo. Gone.

Presented by @Delta

[Bryan Hoch ⚾️ @BryanHoch]

This man has a 1.50 ERA. @nestorcortes10

[CHRIS TORELLO 𝕏 @TorelloSports]

This overhead of #RichStrike coming back…what a ride.

#KentuckyDerby

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

GLEYBER TORRES WALKOFF HOME RUN! YANKEES WIN!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Woke up this morning,
Got yourself a run.

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

No one man should have all that power.

Congrats on #350, @Giancarlo818! 👏