Barking Parrot

I am a dog parrot, I spend my day foraging for small animals and tasty berries, and making comments on the hostile political climate of the world. Bark.

[Barking Parrot @ParrotBarks]

@SolusIgnis @option3kade @jaggedlittlehil @MerriamWebster And it would have made more sense to scrap You and stick with thou, but I wasn't alive 400 years ago to argue against a stupid decision.

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

Is this an award for not yet having gutted Medicaid? https://t.co/WNobwAGsMq

[Cheryl Black @Hushes]

@LOLGOP These are the same folks who can't afford to pay for $30 state ID card to vote. Not sure how they can afford $13K premiums.

[Minty Ross @fillesdeharriet]

@LOLGOP Agree. Sessions signed off on the comey firing. Some "recusal" that is. Basically 45 is mad Sessions didn't do more

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

If I met the motherfucker I'd claim I didn't speak his language either! https://t.co/PpRNs061ht

[Thomas Reich @gollum1419_g]

Reporter hailed a "patriot" for live-streaming WH press briefing https://t.co/nzeI1hbvUl #NotTheEnemy #Resist #Trump #Fascism #DemForce

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Kris Kobach invented a system that proves voting is basically 100% reliable and refuses to accept the result. https://t.co/J3uEz6R2Zk

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Nothing makes up for a half a trillion dollar Medicaid cut -- especially when Trump ran on not cutting it by even $1. https://t.co/qtMiSjR61G

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

Rand's using up his one good idea a year in summer! https://t.co/UiC82UEYC4

[Barking Parrot @ParrotBarks]

@MylanNews Why's you delete my tweet, Mylan Twitter Intern? Did I hurt your feelings with the comment about the communications degree? You have a job!

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

What happens when you tell law enforcement not to open the locked door in the basement? They open the locked door in the basement. https://t.co/DFq4CMecgm

[Barking Parrot @ParrotBarks]

@MEPFuller I suppose it's a choice: gotta choose between medical bills and rent payments.

[Barking Parrot @ParrotBarks]

@maria_teresa_m @MerriamWebster #TeamTaco

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Just found out that my alma mater (Cal Poly) actually put a commemorative plaque next to the restroom where I recorded "My Bologna" in 1979.

[Redistricting Action @redistrictact]

Unfortunately for @SenDeanHeller, the people affected by repeal—his constituents—still want to talk. Here's his office number: 202-224-6244 https://t.co/5gcsnX5jD8

[Barking Parrot @ParrotBarks]

@Schwarzenegger I'm actually curious about this. Does the phrase "be back" have a measurable effect on your Twitter traffic when it appears in your content?

[Barking Parrot @ParrotBarks]

@MylanNews We're all well aware of what your company is responsible for, Mylan-Twitter-Intern-of-the-Week. Work that #Communications Degree!

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

You're right - you'll be back. You have to be back. We need your straight talk, your strength & your courage. I'm thinking of you, my friend https://t.co/BvVhStVvyG

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Oh, hang on... https://t.co/asmMMVpJn2