David Safier

Parrot Man Comedy

[David Safier @ParrotManComedy]

I was on Yahoo news. Look for David/Parrotman/Sir Francis Drake. Enjoy.
https://t.co/BSPmnzowqv #agt #americasgottalent #yahoonews #yahoo #parrotman #sirfrancisdrake

[•Ɛɱɱყ• @brixwe]

Release the J6 political prisoners!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Rudolph Changes Name To Rolanda, Dominates Female Reindeer Games https://t.co/vPq3knyN0l

[David Safier @ParrotManComedy]

#USC #UCLA

[Ann Lesby, PhD (she/her) @AnnLesbyPhD]

Every single day, over 328,000 pets are misgendered by vets, neighbors... even by owners!

Studies from ACL University show that misgendering is just as traumatic for pets as it is for humans.

Break the cycle. Stop assuming your pets' gender identity!

#stopmisgenderingpets

[David Safier @ParrotManComedy]

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@danacarvey So very sorry Dana! I saw him, his brother and you perform at Ha Ha. He and you were great. Nice young man.

[David Safier @ParrotManComedy]

@danacarvey I am EXTREMELY sorry for your loss Dana! I saw he, his brother and you perform at Ha Ha. He was great. Nice young man.

[David Safier @ParrotManComedy]

@danacarvey Brilliant.

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@danacarvey Fake and ghey

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@danacarvey @Schwarzenegger @TeamCoco He let a murderer go free

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[David Safier @superdavela1]

#IGaveittoJerome https://t.co/6l5o5GDZ3t

[David Safier @ParrotManComedy]

@AnnLesbyPhD Anxiety Inducer

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@danacarvey I lived next door in Park Merced '72 to '74.

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@AGT @SimonCowell HOW YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT?!