Jakespeare

I'm always getting better, stick around.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

I can't remember how to twitter good.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Man like Doris

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Lats so pumped I would take off if the wind picked up.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

I have clearly been affected by the amount of people having kids whilst I'm over here just trying to catch 'em all.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Why do people have photo shoots with new borns? It looks like an alien.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Just me that thinks babies look like aliens?

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

@lucyyyfleming throwing it back.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Like for a rate lol

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Struggling.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Today is Friday. #friday

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

@Rendall66 https://t.co/riYRokPu4q

[Gennadiy Golovkin @GGGBoxing]

I'm ready, who's next? 👀 @chriseubankjr @EddieHearn @SkySportsBoxing 👊👊👊

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

No idea where I'm heading but at least I'm heading somewhere.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Looking at pictures now tryna work out if it's a face swap or they're just that ugly.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

The sun today has me feeling like a bit of dried fruit right now

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

So tired it feels like my face is gonna fall off.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

You wanna lose weight fast? Try getting dumped over text message.

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@Rendall66 damn Americans.

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Why do people get sloppy drunk and video themselves? #embarrassing

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Genuinely just saw a man with a hook as a hand.

[Jakespeare @ParryJake]

Up at half 6 on my day off. Cheers body clock.