Johnny Parsons

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@MicahDozier @BiasedHouston Get his ass mike

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@LukeRunyon Black rocks camps are best, 1 & 7 involve a hike up when water is high. 9 is the fav, easy access to cliffs for jumping and swimming. Even a nook for a solar shower with privacy. If you go to any black rocks camp, make the hike up to the rim for sunset!

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@tompatton12 Ain’t no joke man

[Si🦋 @isiarraswanson]

My mom set up my brothers elf on the shelf like they were playing in snow and the last three pictures is what we woke up to instead...

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@chloe_debaere That’s low chale

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@chloe_debaere That’s big talk coming from the baby blue slug bug

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@chloe_debaere Chloe I’m gonna lose it with you okay

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@Riley_TheIntern Left off a few highlights here if you ask me

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@Riley_TheIntern @Forbes No don’t

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@chloe_debaere Never too old to go to space Chloe

[Teton Gravity Research @TetonGravity]

"We just wanna say, what up coral. We stand with you dog, we're bleached with you."

[MAJOR LAZER @MAJORLAZER]

we gotta figure out how to keep ourselves and our friends alive

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@britten_ream After I finish this dump I’m gonna come uncork a can of whoopass

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to the @Capitals! This @NHLBlackhawks fan knows what it’s like to lift that cup – and I’m happy for all the Caps fans who cheer so hard for their team, and for a team that celebrates so hard with its fans.

[Yonatan Lupu @yonatanlupu]

I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO PICKY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED BUT THE TECHNICAL TERM IS WARLOCK https://t.co/hBIZc84sF5

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I miss my brada @MeekMill

[Johnny Parsons @ParsonsJohnny]

@lizparsons04 BURN HER

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

USA TODAY sez, "Red Gerard nailed a thrilling frontside double cork 1080 on his way to a gold medal." I am delighted for him, even though I have no idea what the fuck that is.

[ESPN @espn]

Less than a year ago, Canadian snowboarder Mark McMorris had 17 broken bones, a collapsed lung and ruptured spleen from a serious snowboarding accident.

On Sunday he won Olympic bronze in the slopestyle.

[ESPN @espn]

🇺🇸17-year-old Red Gerard claims the United States' first gold medal after winning men's slopestyle snowboarding. 🇺🇸