Young Blasarius

I enjoy “your mom” jokes.

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@greglaurie A vote for Trump is a vote for the drinking of the blood of children trafficked through Mar-a-Lago for sex parties

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@Franklin_Graham @DrJamesDobsonFT I can’t take James Dobson seriously ever since I learned he drinks the blood of children trafficked through Mar-a-Lago for wild sex parties with his Lord Donald Trump

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@sgruber91 Seth Gruber is voting for the guy whose mugshot gives him a boner

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@Evangels4Harris @KamalaHarris I haven’t been able to take Mark Driscoll seriously ever since he advocated masturbating to photos of immigrant children in cages as “a great way to relieve yourself until your penis-home wife comes back from grocery shopping”

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@jasonhaggard @JoelWBerry No offense Jason, but it sounds like you’re drunk on Trump semen again

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@JoelWBerry Good!

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@wthrockmorton @LChas22 Not surprising, since Josh Howerton is what the early church fathers called “a cowardly little bitch snowflake”

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@NancyAFrench To be fair, Meg Basham is VERY interested in owning a slave, so I wouldn’t take her opinion too seriously. As president Biden would say, “She’s fucking garbage!”

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@Peter_Wehner @albertmohler I’m pretty sure that Al doesn’t have time to apologize because he’s too busy jacking off to Trump’s mugshot

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@TheMuppetPastor You live in PA? I coulda sworn you lived in Dipshit Mountain

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@kkdumez It’s too bad the Lord has ordained for Kari Lake to lose this election very bigly🤷‍♂️

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@RealDavidReece I bet your church is fun!

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@howertonjosh No offense Pastor Josh, but this is the sort of thing a guy tweets when he’s taking a break from jacking off to Trump’s mugshot

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@thescottbarber It’s less than embarrassing than having to admit you’re from Uranus

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@sgruber91 True Christians must vote for the candidate who drinks the blood of children trafficked through Mar-a-Lago for sex parties with Matt Gaetz 🙏🇺🇸

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@GuntherEagleman Whatever David🙄

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@sgruber91 No offense Seth, but this is the sort of thing a dipshit tweets when he’s taking a break from wacking off to Trump’s mugshot

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@realJennaEllis Bitch please

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@reachjulieroys @charliekirk11 @TPUSA Charlie Kirk and his good pal Tyler Bowyer drink the blood of children trafficked through Mar-a-Lago for wild sex parties

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@JoelWBerry C’mon guys! Joel knows that white people must save those poor misguided coloreds🙏