Fang Ride.

You didn't think I'd let @MaxTheBirdkid choose Dylan, right? Also world's okayest dad to three beautiful daughters. |RP|

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@MaxTheBirdkid "It's a possibility~"

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@BirdOfTheNight_ "Suuuuure.

No one's good enough for my little girl though."

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@MaxTheBirdkid "You could be dinner too."

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@BirdOfTheNight_ "And you didn't even bring me any party food."

He mock gasped but then smiled and hugged her.

"I just hope I won't have to shoot him."

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@MaxTheBirdkid "I mean if you wanted to stay in my arms, ya could've just asked."

He winked.

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@BirdOfTheNight_ "You'll always be a child to me."

He snorted and patted her head.

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@MaxTheBirdkid He pressed a quick kiss on her lips before trying to turn around to make his way to the kitchen, only to realize he's trapped in Max's arms still.

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@BirdOfTheNight_ "Chîld"

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@MaxTheBirdkid He let out a small chuckle.

"All I did was bring waffles."

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@MaxTheBirdkid "But that'd actually be something to be excited for.."

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@MaxTheBirdkid He sighed.

"Yeah.. I know...

It's my fault."

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@MaxTheBirdkid "Ah, that's just because I'm the cool parent they want to stick around for."

He snorted.

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@MaxTheBirdkid "Okay but I get full custody of the kids."

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"Has Max remarried yet?"

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@MaxTheBirdkid --"It took her three weeks of torture just to remember she actually has access to SHIELD's employee records."

He sighed.

"I love my job...."

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@MaxTheBirdkid "Just an ordinary day at the office."

He said with a small chuckle, leaning against Max so he could put his cane aside.

He leaned in and pressed a little kiss on her cheek.

"GLaDOS found your access pass and assumed I was some sort of double agent.--

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--Help it.

He shrugged off his bloodied jacket, revealing the extent of his injuries. This certainly wasn't Itex. They wouldn't be this brutal to one of their assets.

It looked like he'd been put through a shower of razor blades and was then stitched back together.

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With a groan, he limped through the doorway into his house, cane and all.

He went straight to their room where he knew @MaxTheBirdkid would be, silently speaking.

"Well, better late then never, right?"

He knew he'd been gone for long, but he couldn't really--

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@LilBirdAva "I'd say it's better than having to put out fires in the kitchen every day."

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@LilBirdAva "Please don't, she'll tell me I'm a bad influence."