Alan Partridge

I'm having the best time since sliced bread. (age 50)

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Check the small print in your cone-tract https://t.co/iBtzIa2DW8

[Jack @SkavenSuperfan]

I just got asked if there's traffic cones in England. I want to leave this planet.

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

@paddypower it's fun this, even though we're basically just listing chocolate bars. #PPSaturdays

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Michael there are some rude daubings on the side of my car https://t.co/AYuXDbrzQ0

[Emmerdale @emmerdale]

Gordon had an alibi, so who could've written "LIAR" on Aaron's car? #Emmerdale
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[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Well now you've got Norfolks maddest man! https://t.co/WapbNrumWr

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Did they get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! But with excellent facilities. https://t.co/3KjuA4tS7u

[Bored @DrAquaPhresh08]

How the hell yall so drunk you get kicked out the bar at 730 on sunday??

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

She was certainly first on the list when God was handing out chests https://t.co/pC6llMIsTR

[Rhian Sugden @Rhianmarie]

Happy.

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Technically he should have had a hat hard on. What am I saying, I mean a hat hard on. https://t.co/WnTf4TByJE

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

I'd like to have it off with her, ooooooo sex https://t.co/k5dGy4kWYT

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

If there's anything I can do just ask, apart from heavy lifting I've got a bit of a bad back. https://t.co/79K5Yrf83N

[Emmerdale @emmerdale]

Our hearts are in pieces, Carly. We're so sorry for your loss x #SIDS #Emmerdale

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Sonia has made me this, it's a mug with my face on one side.... And a cat on the other https://t.co/XxZauSACIE

[fearne cotton @Fearnecotton]

Our darling Rudi on our tv 🙏🏼

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Oooooh your nicer than my wife https://t.co/yemMm8YXUo

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

To be honest I'm dead against it https://t.co/TzYwoND51g

[tw @cultofwilson]

@Oli_Row what do you think about the pedestrianisation of norwich city centre

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

You don't need any beauty sleep. Well, 40 winks https://t.co/aNyHHpjkKY

[Rhian Sugden @Rhianmarie]

Off to Tenerife at 5 in the morning with the girls! 👯👯👯 #Boobtroop Should probably go to sleep! 🙄

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Yes It's an extender! https://t.co/MyJRkY0EFP

[Furl @Furl_Home]

Unexpected guests for dinner? That’s no trouble with an extending table: https://t.co/ZCBenU0KeV #diningtable

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

You know what this room says to me? Aqua, which is French for water. #PartridgeReplys https://t.co/y2xNdDdPja

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

STOP GETTING BOND WRONG https://t.co/1pMgxTXcU3

[Aidan Turner's Hair @AidansHair]

Aiden Turner to be next James Bond? (At least spell his name correctly)
#AidanisbetterthanBond #noBondforAidan https://t.co/5bB9KqHiy6

[Alan Partridge @PartridgeReplys]

Your hair looks snazzy, is that your mothers money coming through? https://t.co/att3OIadLm