PartTimeCPT

Thank me for my service one weekend a month. Ally to all.

[PartTimeCPT @PartTimeCPT]

Corona’s worst fear is an E4 guardsman with a mop and a bucket full of undiluted pine sol

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying: “Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen: your hands are full of blood” (Is 1:15).

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

Lunch time

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

You can't call yourself a patriot of the United States and not be for the whole "united" part.

[PartTimeCPT @PartTimeCPT]

@Destinysraven This ain’t it Chief

[PartTimeCPT @PartTimeCPT]

If you have Twitter Blue you’re a straight ��🤡🤡

[Jen👩🏼‍🌾 @TheGr8WiteShart]

this who y’all broke stub hub over

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

Welcome to 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗧𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥

When you receive 𝟰𝟮𝟬 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗦 you will earn 𝟭 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞. When you earn 𝟲𝟵 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗞 𝗕𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗦 you can say 𝗔 𝗦𝗟𝗨𝗥

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

the bird is freed

[yasmin @ycsm1n]

the way he started a therapy session mid perfume review 😭

[PartTimeCPT @PartTimeCPT]

@989meechy @djprintz @iamdoboy Teddy Ray passed.

[PartTimeCPT @PartTimeCPT]

@LethalityJane Okay

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference - We Are Going Backwards (avoid if you don’t wanna hear me talking politics)

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Supreme Court Votes 5-4 To Reclassify Women As Service Animals https://t.co/MM3jbtA9ea

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

[PartTimeCPT @PartTimeCPT]

@StevenBeynon In addition to the TXNG, I think that the Nebraska Guard has an airborne IN battalion also.

[POLITICO @politico]

The Supreme Court has voted to strike down Roe v. Wade, according to an initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito and obtained by POLITICO.

“We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled,” Alito writes. https://t.co/nl3JFLx9xg