Partydog

Hobbies include: licking your face after I lick my balls, drinking beer, and dryhumping your girlfriend.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

Woof woof, motherfuckers.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

I guess the idiots in the band are playing a show with Anti-Flag next week. Go see them so they leave me alone for a day. My dad sucks.

[IndoorShoes @indoorshoesca]

NEXT WEEK: @anti_flag with @thedyingarts & more at @L3Nightclub | Feb 18, 2015 | $20 | http://t.co/Q5ghjXJf1f

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

@cesarmillan Didn't see the show but I can guarantee you don't want to step into my octagon, bro.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

Four tweets in a year, that's more shows than my stupid owners band has played.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

I lied about the EP and I'm not sorry.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

New EP in October. #suckittrebek

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

Valentines day is the perfect excuse for sneaking a baby or five up in some unsuspecting strange. Get busy.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

I don't eat catshit because it tastes good, I eat it because nobody fucks with crazy.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

#cocaine

[Cesar Millan @cesarmillan]

Make your own holiday dog treats with these fun recipes for Doggy-Noggy and Gingerbread cookies: http://t.co/3Vj5a6oS4M

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

Just ate this book, awful.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

Totally just ate catshit out of the bathtub. #noregrets

[Limiter @LimiterBand]

We're stoked to be a part of this! RT"@imnotahoser: @themadmurdocks @LimiterBand @NewOutcasts #deadtorights #london"

[Wasted Potential @wearewasted]

Our record is going to press on Monday and we will be setting up a preorder for the record soon after. We are... http://t.co/lwRETCrdIs

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

Rehab was boring and being sober sucks. Who wants to smell my ass?

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

I make GG Allin look like CC DeVille.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

The best part about going for walks is when the human picks up after me. Wash your hands, bro. Gross.

[Partydog @PartydogDTR]

Fuck everything that makes noise except me.