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"You home?" -scariest text you can get

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The hardest part of being a congressman must be pretending to actually like the people where you're from.

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Don't introduce a guy to another guy. No guy needs to know any more guys.

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I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas.

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"Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!" - said no one, ever

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"Watch me smell my wine." - white people

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Nintendo or Nintendont There is no nintendtry

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It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser.

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after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers

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how are we gonna sell our car this year? how about a commercial where the car is driving around on roads. great work everyone time for lunch

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People who believe in aliens are such freaking idiots. I'll tweet more about it when I get back from my Bigfoot hunt tonight.

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But what about all the Positive Nancys?" ~ a Nancy, complaining like usual

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Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

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Hope Rod Stewart knows that Maggie May stopped listening to the song when he sang, "The morning sun in your face really shows your age."

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Dear grapefruit, putting the name of a better fruit in your name doesn't change the fact that you taste like a lemon's butthole.

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They played The Shins while I was in Whole Foods today and I leveled up in Caucasian.

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I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video.

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Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album.

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Hey girl, are you calculus? Because you're hard to understand and seem pretty useless in the greater scope of my life goals.

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Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted