Party Greetings For You

Throw out the "Hi's" and "Hello's!" Enter your next party like the pros.

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New party greeting #29: “Oh hi! You’re uh.. Zippy?. Dippy? No?. Ah.. Lancelot! Right!.. oh, no, well… oh!.. Oh no um I’m, my name’s [YOUR NAME].”

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New party greeting #28: “Hi to meet how. Are good youuu!...”

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New party greeting #27: “Ay!.. You look just like that mutant that I saw down under the bridge! Were you hangin out under the brooklyn bridge last week?...”

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New party greeting #26: "Hey where'd you guys go to school ah, the big dumb clown factory???..."

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I call him Dirty Harry!

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@captain_suckass
@jujujulife
@urgoodpalandres
yeah you guys would follow Harold on IG cus your dumb heads just like Mr. dirtboy. Dirty Har

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@murderxbryan Hey pipe down about the greatest movie ever made single guy

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@ayeejuju Try replacing your "hi how are you?" with "Well bang a drum and fuck me dumb. What little snake den did you slide out of?"

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New party greeting #24: “Ahhh man. Just pay me in weekends. Am I right?”

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New party greeting #23: Put down that phone and put your babies to sleep!. The name’s Thugger Tugger!’ *extend your hand for a handshake* ‘You’ve got the ailment and I’ve got the antidote!.. sayyyy.. whaddya know about automotive greassee??..”

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New party greeting #22: “Alright now that’s enough! Now go ahead daddio, tough guy!. you can squeeze me… cause I’ll turn as red as a jersey tomato! And you well.. you heheheh, you’d work yourself up a big strong appetite now wouldn’t ya?!…”

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@naomicalhoun @itsxndrmusic eye green sane wedge wiff shock alot ships.
furry gut testing fed tour each (earth youths acts mere 🤷‍♂️).

thinks far year team.

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@Lisa41004331267 Are you still watching porn? Have real party sex with real party people today!

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New party greeting #21: “Hey I was just playing with the navy boy’s trumpet upstairs but I just kept blowing and blowing, and anyway it just came out a big mess, ya know? Boy I was not prepared for it..”

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New party greeting #20 [YOU ARE BRITISH TONIGHT]: “It became apparent to me at a very young age that I was born a derelict you see.. what is it you call it in the states? Oh yes a ‘bad boy!’ yes, precisely…”

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New party greeting #20 [RUN INTO THE ROOM AND SHOUT]: “Hey, the neighbors called!! And they said pump up the voluumee!!!”

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New party greeting #19 [AS YOU LOOK AWAY LOUDLY WHISPER]: “Release the child…..”

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New party greeting #18 [FOR MEN WISHING TO FLIRT WITH WOMEN; LOUDLY INTERRUPT WOMEN HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH THIS INTRODUCTION]: Litteler Dickleten! Owner of Shrink-A-Weiner LLC..’ *bowing nod* ‘Hello.”

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New party greeting #17 [FOR THE GUYS/NETWORKING]: “Come here with those little lips you big beautiful son of a bitch n give a buddy a taste test!”

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New party greeting #16: “Have no illusions! I have come only to pursue a worthy sex partner, one whom I would engage in ohhh such Ghastly behavior with you see.”