AEGON ♯²

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

̱. . 𝙽O͜͡𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘’𝐒 ⠀ ݁ ⠀𝐏̵𝐄̵𝐑̵𝐅̵𝐄̵𝐂̵𝐓̵ ⠀ ݁ ⠀ Λ𝐍𝐘𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 ⠀ ݁ ⠀[ … ] ⠀ ݁ ⠀𝚂𝐎 ⠀ ݁ ⠀𝚆𝐇𝐘 ⠀ ݁ ⠀𝙲𝐀𝐍’𝐓 ⠀ ݁ ⠀ 𝐈͟ ⠀ ݁ ⠀𝕭𝐄⠀ ݁ ⠀ 𝗬𝐎𝐔𝐑 ⠀ ݁ ⠀𝐆✶𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐍 ⠀ ݁ ⠀𝐁𝒪𝐘 . . .ᐣ

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

name’s aegon .
& you are ?

[ɪɴ ᴘᴜʀꜱᴜɪᴛ ᴏꜰ — @fleeingptclomea]

⠀⠀ friday night , seven. got it. oh, ah… thank you. i’ll send you the address.

i’ll do my best… perhaps i should at least know your name though ?

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

@BRGHTFLAME NOOOO ! ! ! !

I JUST
GOT HERE ! ! !

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

who wants to drink
vodka outta my
boot ?

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

it’s a done deal .
i’ll make them so
uncomfortable for
you .

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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seems like you're ready for family dinner consisting of my father , my mother , his situationship and his other situationship we don't talk about . see you friday night .ᐣ I'll pay upfront . * 😺
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

oh -
fuck .
i hated that .

well done !
very lannister .

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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looks at you with my big emerald eyes . blinks my big emerald eyes at you .
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

p l e a s e ! do !

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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oh WOW .

that's really good . can i show you my lannister impression too .ᐣ though i doubt it'll be as good as yours .
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

& i do not solve problems .
i purchase them , marry them ,
threaten them or have father
write a very stern letter .

now someone fetch me a butler .
i have dropped a dime & refuse
to bend down for that is how
poverty begins .

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

ah , yes , i am a lannister .
i am better than you because
my hair is shiny gold .
my father is rich .
my uncle is rich .
my cousin is rich .
we are all very rich .

have i mentioned that
i am very rich ?

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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oh really .ᐣ lemme hear it .
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

might need a fake
name to pull that off ——
but totally !

my lannister impression
is really good though .

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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erm . can you also pretend to be a lannister .ᐣ dad has a bone to pick with them . ill pay you extra .
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

friday night .
seven .
i’ll pick ya up .

nah , you’ll do great
doll face … just hang
off my arm & look
gorgeous .

[ɪɴ ᴘᴜʀꜱᴜɪᴛ ᴏꜰ — @fleeingptclomea]

⠀⠀ really ?

er , great, i suppose. how soon is this dinner anyway ? anything else i should know ?

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

say less .
i got this .

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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you have to promise to be REALLY annoying .
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

DEAL .

[ɪɴ ᴘᴜʀꜱᴜɪᴛ ᴏꜰ — @fleeingptclomea]

⠀⠀ oh, uh …

twenty five and he can scrap all the …other stuff.

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

yooooo
PICK ME !

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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150 per week .
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

i’ll throw in some
coke & a kiss .

[ɪɴ ᴘᴜʀꜱᴜɪᴛ ᴏꜰ — @fleeingptclomea]

⠀⠀ would you throw out an estimation ?

twenty seems a bit … scant for the implications of this request.

[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

how much pay
we talkin’ ?

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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i'm gonna put an ad on craigslist looking for a fake relationship . has to be worst person ever . will pay
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

simple solution ;;

get your own situation ship
&& bring it around them .

[ᅠᅠᅠ* 𝔰𝚑𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 .ᅠᅠ @woefuIdoe]

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and i'm left having to pretend i don't notice the weird tension .
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[AEGON ♯² @PARTYTARG]

[ grinning ,
leaning in . ]

you heard right .
after something ?

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝓼🅟︎o͟𝒊𝐥ᴇ𝓭 𝙧o͟𝖙𝓽🄴𝚗.ᐟᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ @spuriousrot]

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⁽ hushed tones . ⁾ i heard from a friend of a friend you deal .
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