Pascal Curious

The P stands for PhD.
Potato, Pascato.

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@VidcundCurious Take that, Dad!

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Still waiting for my exclusive Paradise Purple sparkle band, @CrystalVu13! The colors were So Crystal! 🤩🤩🤩

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#RegrettableRelationships

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@VidcundCurious @CrystalVu13 Are you talking about me or yourself right now?

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@CrystalVu13 PLEASE I NEED PARADISE PURPLE!!!

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@CrystalVu13 And do you still have all the colors available?! I know Precious Pink was everyone's favorite, but mine was always Paradise Purple!

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@circebeaker in a nutshell:

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@circebeaker @VidcundCurious It's called an "architecturally-pleasing trash dump" and I love it.

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Happy belated Father's Day, Dad! I still remember the last words you ever said to me: "Pascal, you're a huge disappointment and you'll never amount to anything." I miss you so much... #HappyBelatedFathersDay

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Well, we survived the quarantine...but at what cost? #LifesBiggestQuestions

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@Chloe_Singles Oh, sure...a guy gets pregnant with an alien baby one time and people just can't seem to let it go!

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@pleasantsims Purrfect name choice! 🐱

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Alright, I'm going to set the record straight here: I thought the router was a spider and I hit it with a baseball bat and that's why we haven't had internet for the last two months. Phew! It feels great to get that off my chest! #PascalsShenanigans

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Day seventeen of the quarantine and I've already finished sorting my potatoes. Now what? #DealingWithBoredom

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@VidcundCurious @circebeaker Man, you and Milo Thatch could be twins!

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Well, it's day fifteen of the quarantine, and so far none of us have killed each other. I consider that a win. After all, it's Curious brothers not Curious brother. #IconicTrios

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People often ask me what the best thing about potatoes is. My answer: everything. #PotatoLife 🥔

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Back by popular demand (I'm looking at you, Vidcund!)...it's Pascal's Pointers! Feel free to send me your questions at https://t.co/yxSDdIPu9z, or right here on Twitter to receive my sage advice! #PascalsPointers