showing up to a party in Louisiana:
moms makin gumbo
kids out back smoking weed getting hammered
Dad’s smoking something crazy on the grill
everyone is fuckin vibin the smells are going crazy
showing up to a party in Orange County:
it’s a fucking MLM scheme
I Just woke up from the best dream of my life I pulled the rarest pokemon card there is and got a psa black label 10. I woke up so pissed it wasn’t real life, check my phone and got 8 paragraphs from my x. I’m going back to sleep. I gotta re wake up