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#SouthernStrike - ⚠️ Passengers on @SouthernRailUK are advised that yet another new timetable is in operation and when travelling not to wear their face coverings like one of Pat Butcher's earrings 🤣😷 @bbceastenders @PamStClement01 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail #COVID19

[Richard Holliday @rjpholliday]

Pleasure to travel this morning with @SouthernRailUK; brilliant announcements from this legendary driver advising me, among other amusing things, not to wear my face covering “like one of Pat Butcher’s earrings” 🤣

Here’s a taste for the unfamiliar https://t.co/eaPX6b608l

[Coy Modem Knight @CoyModemKnight]

BREAKING NEWS: Results of GTR's improved rolling stock maintenance regime begin to appear...

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#SouthernStrike - 🎬 NEW VIDEO 🎬
🎙🎶 Steve "The WoooOOOooo Guy" is back again! This time with a tribute to the late, great, Des O'Connor CBE 🎶🎙
R.I.P #Desoconnor
@DesOConnorCBE @SouthernRailUK
https://t.co/lvcFPiRZRJ

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#SouthernStrike - 🎬 NEW VIDEO 🎬
🎙🎶 Steve "The WoooOOOooo Guy" is back again! This time with a tribute to the late, great, Des O'Connor CBE 🎶🎙
R.I.P #Desoconnor
@DesOConnorCBE @SouthernRailUK
https://t.co/lvcFPiRZRJ

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#SouthernStrike - ⚠ Residual delays at #ClaphamJunction due to the chocolate cake signals being eaten #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters

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@grumpcrusader @Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail @NetworkRailSE @ABCommuters Don't panic! We've sorted it.. Trevor now looks more appropriate ^PS 🦺😷🤦🏻‍♂️ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail

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@grumpcrusader @Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail @NetworkRailSE @ABCommuters Don't panic! We've sorted it.. Trevor now looks more appropriate ^PS 🦺😷🤦🏻‍♂️ #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail

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@grumpcrusader @Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail @NetworkRailSE @ABCommuters We think that either Trevor is the BFG or @SouthernRailUK are lying about the distance of that patio from the railway? 🤔 ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail
https://t.co/LqyZ2wfHYP

[Southern @SouthernRailUK]

@Gene32798446 @networkrail Not to worry, the patio is a good distance from the tracks but the angle of the pic certainly makes it look a bit closer than it is. ^Alex.S

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@grumpcrusader @Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail @NetworkRailSE @ABCommuters We think that either Trevor is the BFG or @SouthernRailUK are lying about the distance of that patio from the railway? 🤔 ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
#SouthernFail
https://t.co/LqyZ2wfHYP

[Magenta Lee @magenta_x]

@SouthernRailUK @Se_Railway why is no one checking the trains for people wearing masks? I’m currently sat opposite someone with no mask and have someone to the right of me with no mask.. if your gonna make rules why can’t you get someone to check people are sticking to them 😤

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@Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail #SouthernStrike - ⚠️ “My advice is not to worry so much about the little things (like wearing a High-Visibility jacket when next to a railway?). Focus only on the important things that you have control over.” - Driver Manager Trevor Leonard🦺🤦🏻‍♂️#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail

[Tom Bradey @TheOfficialTom]

To see a cleaner, spraying and cleaning in detail on @SouthernRailUK makes me feel a lot safer. Plus for a 1st time journey, it’s quite comfortable

[SeanFleetwood @SeanPFleetwood]

Masks masks masks!? @SouthernRailUK please enforce for god’s sake... 1601 London Bridge to Beckenham Jn. Clowns everywhere. No enforcement.

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@Gene32798446 @SouthernRailUK @networkrail #SouthernStrike - ⚠️ “My advice is not to worry so much about the little things (like wearing a High-Visibility jacket when next to a railway?). Focus only on the important things that you have control over.” - Driver Manager Trevor Leonard🦺🤦🏻‍♂️#OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail

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#SouthernStrike - ⚠️ Hows your luck this Friday morning? 3 early morning trains, 3 cancelled services and 3 different excuses? All within 8 minutes? Seems the @SouthernRailUK random excuse generator is still in full working order 🎯 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail

[Lottie @charlielie]

@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. We’re in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway😩😢

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#SouthernStrike - ⚠️ Hows your luck this Friday morning? 3 early morning trains, 3 cancelled services and 3 different excuses? All within 8 minutes? Seems the @SouthernRailUK random excuse generator is still in full working order 🎯 #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters #SouthernFail

[Lottie @charlielie]

@nationalexpress - @SouthernRailUK @ihatethameslink cancelled all our trains to London this morning. We’re in a cab at the moment, is there a chance you could wait for us 5/10 minutes if necessary? We are speeding through the motorway😩😢

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@Jonnie4936 Thameslink don't have (or need to have) a Conductor or OBS, hence why some services/routes miraculously became Thameslink services after the industrial action ended and an agreement was reached with the unions.. Strange that? 🤔 ^PS #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters
https://t.co/kpeSKd0zQX

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@ABCommuters @IanProsser7 @railandroad #SouthernStrike - ⚠ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS?
A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters

["Jay" @Jonnie4936]

@Passengersalute I've never seen a conductor nor an OBS on a Thameslink service. It's a problem when there is disruption and I might need to re-route. The driver doesn't always say what the problem is.

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#SouthernStrike - ⚠ We also asked #DoctorWho Q: How can we get away with a 14% fare increase without anybody asking awkward questions about service levels?
A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters https://t.co/DhNXlDOb1a

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@ABCommuters @IanProsser7 @railandroad #SouthernStrike - ⚠ We asked #DoctorWho Q: How do you run a Southern service without an OBS?
A: Change it to a Thameslink service! #SouthernFail #OnlyFoolsAndCommuters