Tanja

I use Twitter like I use Yelp...to complain about bad service & D-list celebrities. Here for the lulz.

[Tanja @PasstheTanja]

When I say she is smart what I mean is she reminds me of me.

[Tanja @PasstheTanja]

@TrillaryBlinton lol to airhead!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i'm the kind of person who will restart a song because i got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

what’s a good gas station pill to try for someone just getting into gas station pills

[Tanja @PasstheTanja]

@TVTweets2026 🤣🤣

[Aliyu @aliiyu__]

Finally tried matcha today. It’s not as bad as you guys make it out to be. It’s worse.

[sydney @squid_bees]

once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”

[paul @paulstevex]

justin bieber saw people having fun and said let me doing a boring song and ruin the vibe for everyone

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hunter Biden: “You’d have to be a fucking idiot not to vote for my dad in 2020 after what Donald Trump did in terms of Covid. Does everybody remember Covid? Does everybody remember him telling you that you should drink bleach? Does everybody remember he created the largest spike in inflation in the history of the United States?”

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

So according to Trump the Democrats forgot to rig the election in 2016 (letting him win) then somehow rigged the election in 2020 (while Trump was in power) and then completely forgot to rig it in 2024 (letting him win again). Do I got that right you silly MAGA dipshits?

[P/R Football @brfutboll]

🚨 🗣️Luka Modric absolutely blasts the referees: "The referees did everything to favour Portugal throughout the match. They gave an offside to a clear Goal in the end. Might as well hand-over the trophy to them already"

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

I have been radicalized against VAR

[FAN INTER-MESSI @FANFOOTMESSI]

🚨🗣️ Zlatan Ibrahimović sur Fox Sports :

« Ils ont annulé la suspension de 3 matchs de Cristiano. Ils n'ont pas expulsé 2 joueurs portugais contre la RD Congo pour une faute méritant un carton rouge.

Il y a quelques jours, ils ont refusé un but légitime de victoire pour la Colombie et maintenant ils ont refusé un but de la Croatie qui aurait pu leur faire gagner le match.

Pourquoi la FIFA accorde-t-elle autant de favoritisme à Cristiano Ronaldo et au Portugal ? »

[Arsenal Chizzy @ArsenalChizzy_]

🗣️ Luka Modrić on Croatia’s defeat to Portugal:

“It’s incredibly difficult to accept this result. I feel cheated.

For me, that was never a penalty. At that stage of the game, we had the momentum, we were controlling the match, and then one decision completely changed everything.

But what hurts me even more is the last-minute goal that was ruled out. I’ve watched it again, and I honestly don’t believe it was offside. In a game of this magnitude, those are the moments that decide who goes through and who goes home.

We gave everything for our country. We defended, we fought, and we believed until the very end. It’s painful when two huge VAR decisions go against you in the same match.

I’ll always respect Portugal because they’re a fantastic team, but tonight, it’s difficult not to feel that football was taken out of our hands.”

[BigMoh jr @Koladoskidculer]

🚨 Jürgen Klopp on Croatia–Portugal late drama:

“I’m really struggling to understand what we just witnessed. Croatia score in the final minute — a moment of pure emotion — and it’s taken away. I honestly don’t see why that goal doesn’t stand.

When decisions are this big, they must be clear. This one just doesn’t feel right. It feels like something has been taken from the players, the fans, the game itself.

FIFA and the referees have to do better. I really feel for Croatia — they deserved that moment.” #PORCRO

[. @Pxxdressi]

Croatias world cup aura so strong it could only be stopped by the most disgraceful referee decision of all time

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The Croatian player did NOT touch this ball and the goal should have counted!

One of the greatest robberies in World Cup history.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

y’all have no respect for the ppl who make your life easier. the person making your morning coffee deserves a livable wage. the person stocking the groceries you buy deserves a livable wage. the person cleaning the restrooms in the office you work at deserves a livable wage.