PassWanker

I am a pass wanker!!

[PassWanker @PassWanker]

Fucking commis dropped butter on my shoe. #commiswank #Passwanker

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A change on the pass tonight. The commis is running it. Im on larder #passwanker #commiswanker

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So the michelin guide is out today. I am gonna buy the team some magic stars to make up for us not getting 3 stars. #passwanker

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Allergic to cauliflower, aubegine and seafood. Really???????

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Which twat sliced too much truffle?? Waste of fucking money dry, tastless fucking truffles. #passwanker

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Shit can someone smell something burning!!! #passwanker #chefslife

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That moment when you are squeezing a pooray onto a plate and lid comes off the sqeezy bottle. Happened three times tonight. #passwanker

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One vegetarian eats chicken and fish though!!! #passwanker

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One nut allergy can eat peanuts and walnuts and pecan nuts and hazelnuts and coconuts. #passwanker

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Mucky spoon water #passproblems #passwanker #chefslife