Paste Values

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@BrendanSober As long as you don’t drink, you won the day man. Doesn’t matter WHAT else happens. That’s the mission.

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@Dread_Botlord @stanman42069 I realized this when i went to the country music hall of fame in Nashville last year. And I was like, “that’s all they have for GEORGE STRAIT?” I expected an entire corner of the facility to a shrine to him.

But I’m from Texas.

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@Sober_lifestyl Was this supposed to be arousing? Because while I applaud the sobriety, I’m also aroused.

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@bigangrylaw You walk a fine line Mr Adams. It used to irritate me. Now I respect it.

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@wholemars Agree. The use case isn’t there.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I used his deadname.

[yo⁷ 요섭 @yosub]

this is one of my favorite videos ever on the internet

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

"Give me full root access to your computer teehee! ❤️"

[Steven Seagal Fan 83 @StevenSeagFan83]

In 2004 Steven Seagal released a dancehall song called “Strut” in which he sings in a Jamaican accent and his first line is “me wan da poonani.”

BEAST MODE TACC UP ⚡️⚡️🎸

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Arm wrestler is going viral after letting dad win in front of his daughter 💙

[Paste Values @Paste_Values]

At the end of my run, I told myself “no liquor tonight. It’s Monday for Christ’s sake.” 9pm rolled around and wife said some shit that pissed me off. Poured a stiff one. That’s why i drank. Next night i said “ok, no liquor tonight.” Wife didn’t do anything. Kids didn’t. But 9pm rolled around. And goddamn, I needed a drink. That’s when I realized I didn’t need a reason. Just existing. Checked myself into rehab the next day. Been clean for 2+ years now. You can do it man. Dont be one of the guys that has to lose everything before you stop.

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@bigangrylaw To be fair, niggas named Wilbur usually knuckleheads. Bet on it.

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To be fair, if we still had as many scenes like this today there’d be flash mobs of you know whats ruining them anyway.

[Grace Chong, MBI @gc22gc]

It’s actually criminal how many of these are gone. Amazon and private equity killed so much of American life.

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@signulll @dmalcolmcarson But…he was 100% correct. The proof is in the pudding.

[Yue @Yue_official_]

我爷爷给人看了一辈子风水，临走前跟我交了个实底：

1. 不管住哪，要说房子好
2. 和谁在一起，就说谁好
3. 上班的时候，就说这个工作好
4. 遇到晴天，就说阳光很暖
5. 碰到下雨天，就说空气很好
6. 喝水的时候，就说水都是甜的

人本身就是一个能量场，从你嘴里说出什么，就吸引什么，坚持这样做，你会发现自己一切都越来越好。

最后补了一句：“看风水是看地，但人最大的风水，在嘴上。这话，你记死了。”

[Dr SHRADDHEY KATIYAR @Wegiveyouhealt1]

Your tone of voice is wiring your child's nervous system.

Calm father builds focused child.
Yelling father builds anxious child.

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@MaxAbrahms It’s not just Indians. That shit has non-white republicans questioning teams now.

[MokGrok @MrokGrok]

It’s not just Indians. Other minorities (Asian, Hispanics and Blacks) know that the rabid woke right wing will come for them once done with Indians and Jews. They will all rightfully go into self-preservation mode. All the gains Trump painfully made are gone. The problem is not the extreme morons, it’s the lack of condemnation from leadership. They are making the same mistakes that the Democrats made by giving control of the party to the crazies !

[Frank McCormick @CBHeresy]

Just so I’m clear, the strategy for “winning” is:

1. Alienate naturalized Americans.
2. Lose to Democrats.
3. Watch Democrats expand immigration and naturalization.
4. Say we’ll deport them all next election.
5. Repeat?

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@Tim_Denning “You’re the BEST MOMMY!” = SLAVE

“You worked hard and achieved your goal. I’m proud of you son.” = SLAVE

🙄