Paste Malone

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s humor being used as a coping mechanism

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

need you to trust me but only for 95 seconds I PROMISE

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

Oh he’s a real lover

[Paste Malone @PasteMalone]

@mstiefvater I’ll never forget Sam comparing moments in time with Grace to being like different colors in a stained glass window❤️

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

how it feels watching a tiktok on x2 speed

[Will Mavity @mavericksmovies]

I went to a 15-year anniversary screening of this, and people reacted to the hand flex scene like the portals opening in the Avengers

[diana🩷 @Pockicchi]

THIS ONE MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD LMAO

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

One of these photographs is real and the other is staged.

Just kidding. They're both staged.

[Paste Malone @PasteMalone]

@taylorswift13 @KensingtonRoyal Are you gonna endorse Kamala Harris?

[shan 🔥 @holygroundsound]

my kids gonna have to write a dbq about this pair of covers in 20 years

[kathleen @holdenfordfocus]

i’ve watched this, conservatively, 400 times

[Habit Forming @FirstName736928]

If you don't think that shit was staged? Look at how fast they got trump outta there at just the mention of someone in the crowd having a gun in 2016. Then look at this goofy as shit.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Ok this is officially the best way to deal with Karens.

Whoever’s dad this is in Seattle, please tell him he’s my hero. 😂

[Paste Malone @PasteMalone]

@jakob_lr Where was that last pic taken??

[oat milk princess 🇵🇸 @heartluvr2000]

this is how i act at parties after i have had the two drinks that remove the social anxiety from my body

[Paste Malone @PasteMalone]

Let’s all take a moment and thank the person who invented soap dispensers that turn it into foam