Pastrami Man

I like superheros and movies and superhero movies. 18.
CPR certified × 2

[Pastrami Man @PastramiMan]

Now that's just...

[Pastrami Man @PastramiMan]

All pagans are retards!??!! 🤯

[cryptids enthusiast @MarrloEd]

Thinking Zeus actually cares about humanity is like thinking the stripper is actually into you.

[cryptids enthusiast @MarrloEd]

Thinking Zeus actually cares about humanity is like thinking the stripper is actually into you.

[V3Cyclone @V3Cyclone]

okay but imagine this concept art re-made to modern homelander and this was homelander's season 5 suit

[* @cleanyoungin]

Girls be like i’m weirdly attracted to guys that are tall and have big biceps

[HOWLING PVPIENVS @pvpienvs59828]

@placeholde16077

[butters @buttersmoid]

white women who try too hard to look asian end up looking so horrid

[Pastrami Man @PastramiMan]

My legs are bigger than that due to muscle alone #bigboy

[lαrα🐣 @larayapmaaq]

Bunun sebebini biri açıklayabilir mi?? Neden erkeklerin bacakları bizim bacaklarımızın yanında küçücük kalıyor??

[Nazareno 🍅🍅🍅 @_Naz0__]

Gente en Twitter fingiendo que le gustan estos diseños para ganar puntos virtuales de superioridad moral

[Shiina @ShiinaBR]

AMERICAN DAD BUNDLE + JAM TRACK REVEALED

[Pastrami Man @PastramiMan]

@crackingskylar What

[SlobberRobber @wredshift]

People be making privates on here for 2 followers and one of them be their main account

[Gio @Georgey6801]

this has been cenas twitter pfp since 2016 💀

[K @iiamkrshn]

real.

[☆ Daily Niche DC Character ☆ @nichefavsdaily]

Today's Niche DC Character is Milkman Man!

He was a flawed copy of Superman who was manipulated with the goal of universal control.

[DIZZY // @FkMySmPnsLife]

Batman edition

[Justin @Justin_Neagle]

This is obviously just someone's mockup, but I still think Battle Pass Spidey will clear any hypothetical Brand New Day tie-in one

I like his new suit in the movie, but I don't like how lanky he looks in his original FFH cosmetic, which will likely be the same for BND

[Sigma Malewife @SquidMechanicus]

#BeastMode

[Pastrami Man @PastramiMan]

@Astroboiyy #BEASTMODE

[Pastrami Man @PastramiMan]

Imma piv you to death

[Pastrami Man @PastramiMan]

@NEW_F0LDER_2 Sometimes?