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@WallyB71286158 @Revolutioig9 If you remember to zip them up when you are done they might, for a small fee give you something to wipe your chin.

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@ojessie__ I'll never figure out why I should have to tip more just because I bought a steak rather than chicken fingers. Service is service and percentage tipping has lost servers money on more than one occasion.

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@ohhanxiety Marriage

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@nobleisawinner Apologize for having such a filthy creature in the house and offer to make it up to them by stuffing a pig and spit roasting it with them in the back yard while eating bacon and celebating Eid.

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@frieren_babe Convince people that minorities are the ones that are stealing their jobs and taking their money, get really good lawyers and accountants so you can avoid paying any taxes then steal as much as you can get your hands on through shady deals.

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@moveon_9910 Tell her she looks good today today and then go ahead and mind your own fucking business.

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@MikeRosebestm @ojessie__ To a normal person it's a bullet, but of course a republican would know the exact specification and probably lives within walking distance of a school shooting.

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@ojessie__ Bazooka shell, but in its defense, the water was really cold that day.

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@MilitantSon @Fvd7oo @ihyChismexx The best you could do was correct their spelling? Seriously? That's pathetic bro, but if you remember to zip them up when you are done they might,for a small fee, give you something to wipe your chin. You could use that flag.

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@ihyChismexx Couldn't even take a girl down. Put your hat back on you pussy.

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@wowtwinning @Neurofluoresce @Polymarket You need to smoke some weed and relax.

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@wowtwinning @Polymarket My forty years of experience smoking weed tells me that you're full of shit.

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@fadule_ Alcohol kills people every single day because it is an unregulated heavy narcotic. Weed was demonized because hemp grows 100 times faster than lumber, grows anywhere and it was costing already rich people money. Name the last person to OD on weed and I'll list 100 drunks.

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@TAZOwtf @DramaAlert Must be your first day. Welcome to the internet.

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@DramaAlert Dude better run cause she's gonna beat his ass

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@moveon_9910 35 or 40 depending on how many babies the pregnant ones have.

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@Oldtimers365 My dad was pretty distant until he was getting close to death and I was in my late 40's. I guess my favorite thing was that he would call me every Friday morning from the time we reconnected until a passed last year.

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@babatundeolaj20 @nobleisawinner And she's seven years younger than me. I don't care if she makes more money than me because I have a huge dick. LOL

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@babatundeolaj20 @nobleisawinner My wife bought me a motorcycle.Because she makes substantially more money than me and she thought I'd like something pretty.

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@nobleisawinner It's fucking amazing!! My wife makes so much more money than me it's astounding. I like to call her the brains of the operation while I'm just the arm candy. I wear a t-shirt that says Trophy Husband to make other men jealous. We have been married 30 years.