The Varsity Of Banter

They told me to keep my commentary low-key, but I only deliver A1 quality. Punning my way to 500 followers because free banter doesn't pay the data bills. 🤦‍♂️💥

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Messi on the break 1v1? Good luck.

Leo has his brace. 🇦🇷

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

56’ | GOLAZO DEL CAPITÁN ✨⚽️

#ATLvMIA [0-2]

[Mpho @RamaphiriMpho]

We are not serious honestly . Only 14k people signed this ? https://t.co/68QHr5cUsf

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

@RamaphiriMpho

[Orlando Pirates @orlandopirates]

THE BUILD_UP

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#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

😂😂😂

[Mr Ngezana🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ @Makaziwe_N]

Creativity

[Orlando Pirates @orlandopirates]

𝐍𝐞𝐱𝐭_𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡

🏆 #TotalEnergiesCAFCL 2nd Preliminary Round (1st Leg)
🆚 @african_StarsFC
🗓 17.10.26
🏟 Botswana National Stadium
⏰ 15h00 SAST

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#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways

[Orlando Pirates @orlandopirates]

🇿🇦🛬 🇧🇼 #TotalEnergiesCAFCL

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#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways

[T. @__T_touch]

This is what a refugee camp is supposed to look like. Refugees are meant to be kept in camps like this, not given papers to integrate into our communities, open businesses, and collect grants.
South Africa is too kind. 💔🇿🇦

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

@orlandopirates

[Orlando Pirates @orlandopirates]

🚀 FAILED TO LAUNCH 🏴‍☠️

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#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

Kanti abomakhi abazwani noku winner vele 🤔

[Lorenz Köhler @Lorenz_KO]

𝐓𝐨𝐩 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐖’𝐬 ✅

☠️ Pirates 3-0 🚀 TS Galaxy
🌊 Richards Bay 1-4 👆 Sundowns
✌️ Kaizer Chiefs 1-1 🍇 Stellenbosch
🔵 Durban City 1-2 🐍 AmaZulu

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

@orlandopirates

[Mudzunga @Dzungie007]

Guys DONT SLEEP, we have a problem

[Mfana wa ga Abdeslam @MT_Ntsonda]

Thing’s to do today:

- Beat TS Galaxy 3-0
- Celebrate Masilela’s 1st goal
- Celebrate Kgositsile’s goal
- Celebrate Mbuthuma’s goal
- Celebrate Mokobodi’s assist
- Celebrate Moremi’s assist
- Praise Simphiwe Selepe for maturing into a proper midfielder
- Celebrate Sipho Chaine’s clean sheet
- Celebrate Stellenbosch win

#OnceAlways ☠️🏴‍☠️

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

@NotInYourFeed When you play in it and win it for four consecutive years, I don't know how else you're supposed to describe a final 😂

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

Five in a row is standard business for the Buccaneers. ☠️

Today we do the trophy lifting. In Wadu ball we believe!
#OnceAlways #MTN8Final #UpTheBucs

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Messi magic 🪄

Two goals for the World Cup Champion.

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

RT @orlandopirates: OUR XI ☠️

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#MatchDay
#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways

[Orlando Pirates @orlandopirates]

#VodacomGiganathi + RT if you’re watching for a chance to score a R500 Checkers Voucher!

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#OrlandoPirates
#OnceAlways

[The Varsity Of Banter @Pat_M_A1]

@VodacomSoccer