Patch&Maud

the adventures of a mad kitty and her equally insane human (yes she has been certified - documentation available on request)

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

Officially work with wazzocks! But there are a good'un or two to get me through the day

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Show is starting to come together...

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I hate it when people close to me don't get on... I feel stuck in the middle and not in a good way

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

I hate being in a dance number and not being allowed to dance!!

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

So... Now I know what I want to do in life, now just need a way of getting there...

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

The joy of returning from holiday to your own bed... Until hubby rolls over and steals the duvet!

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

Just saw @Gerard_McCarthy in Cat! At @CurveLeicester. Amazing!!! 😼❤️

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

Back on Twitter after a bit of a siesta.

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Wish I could get through a day of work without suffering from back pain or headaches. Truly struggling and no one seems to know what to do

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

@snellie80 dare I ask what they are?

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@snellie80 sad sad monkeys. Plus there seems to be losing members rather speedily! Isn't there more than that

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@snellie80 far too old and what's with the coordinated dance steps. You can't compete so please don't try!

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Cant wait to move out then won't have to listen to upstairs flat's 'party' music. Would be ok if they has taste in music !

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@snellie80 yet she'll have forgotten all about it!

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@snellie80 how could you do that to her! 😋

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

Getting really peeved off with this migraine now, leave me alone!

[Patch&Maud @Patch_Cat]

Thanks doc for confirming what I already know - migraine! Curled up in bed with cat is better than any meds

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@snellie80 what? That is ridiculous!! Can you see another Dr at the surgery?