Patch Face

Husband + Father, space enjoyer, Stormcloak, Latter Day Saint and reluctant Californian. I'll match the energy you give me

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

I mean just look at her, she's barely keeping it together now

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Lindsay Clancy’s attorney says Clancy would not be able to “emotionally handle” another trial.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

The 3 men on the Lindsay Clancy jury getting ready to head back in for day 5

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

Piers Morgan is a teenage girl

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

No, @benshapiro is now banned from @PiersUncensored - he’s become ratings kryptonite so I can’t risk him dragging down my massive numbers.

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

I was so busy being a father that I forgot to put it in my bio. It's like the last two weeks of parenting didn't even count

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@dejardinant @jacelala It's wrong for the same reason it's wrong to kill an innocent human being at any stage

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@Manhattva It would wildly inflate the currency and destroy our already dwindling credibility globally. Immediately end the global dependence on the US dollar. Bernie would probably be thrilled tho so there's pros and cons 😂😭

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@NoblestCalling We all watched the ring as a family in the living room when I was probably 10. I had to go back and sleep in my room with a box tv the exact same size just staring back at me all night 😅😭

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@LargeInStature_ Never got around to it, seemed like a dated alien movie from the get go given the fact that the public was just told by the government that aliens probably exist and no one believed it. Felt like 80s optimism in a cynical present.

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@TheModerateCase No one serious has any regard for Milo

[The Moderate Case @TheModerateCase]

@realstewpeters @Nero We were promised deportations of all illegal aliens, which this loser was.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.

Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal. 

Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

This list is total crap. Put aside Trump at the top. Woodrow Wilson was one of the worst presidents in American history; FDR lengthened the Great Depression by eight years; Calvin Coolidge was awesome and Harding was fine; Grant oversaw reconstruction; and Ronald Reagan and Eisenhower apparently don't exist...

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@Manhattva Over in California we found a better solution: import as many as possible and make building new homes impossible!
(Help me)

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

I wonder who's REALLY Behind this!!!! 😂🤡🤪

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

We’re re-opening the case.

Watch “The OKCBOMB Files” streaming September 3 only on https://t.co/QdsVF33O5Q.

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

Liberal white woman logic

[Kellee Flaherty @KelleeF57395799]

@GuntherEagleman Why can the Amish have religous liberty, but not Muslim Americans?

Oh, right. Because the Amish are white.

[Associated Fress @AssociatedFress]

Candace Owens: Dolly Parton Was About To Turn Against Israel

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@GHHILL1911 His girl was probably just mildly irritating so he's taking it out on your luggage

[Joshua Carr @Joshua_the_car]

0 evidence except for the tiny fact that he dated a guy

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@Mormonger Elite level dad jokes

[Patch Face @Patch_Face_]

@Mormonger If God wanted them to be sane he would just elect them to be so