Patch Charron

Azure consultant, PowerShell script author, decent C# dev, Disney annual pass holder.

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@sysadafterdark Bells Oberon.

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@SamErde @techspence Been there, done that.

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@jsnover Impressive how fast this filled up.

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@TheLeisureProf @NonaTanlines @SkylinerPilot If the boat has a fish finder, watch it. Since Percy Priest was a valley you can see old houses and roads on the bottom.

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@ossmac All consumer tech is that way lately. Android looks and acts the same. Heck the last UI update for Windows moved the start button to the center.

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@Starlink Please bring back the $10 for 10Gb. I just tried the low-speed data plan and 1MB X 500kbps isn’t great. I own 2 dishes, mini for mobile and a gen 2 for home backup. Thanks.

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@MintBlitz I’m someone that has played Halo since Christmas 2001. The skill based matchmaking makes it impossible to play with friends and the lack of social features means I can’t make new ones.

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@sysadafterdark For the super large companies I go https://t.co/IKK5rae97r so the firewall rules can be like 10.16.0.0/16 is all the domain controllers.

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@blakeir The first one is very much detectable. A very large company had me buy to top 10 on Amazon and write a script to detect the hardware IDs.

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@moonlithoax @SwiftOnSecurity we are paying $2.1B of our taxes for her to do this in front of the new Nissan stadium.

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@sysadafterdark @zabbix SCOM is the Chicken Little of the Microsoft stack. Everything is always critical and you can never have enough free disk space.

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@ws Don’t give them any ideas.

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@jdgregson @geerlingguy To configure when the alarm goes off and what sound requires an app and a cloud account, no local access. The ‘premium’ features are like $5/month for white noise. I have one, and we used it for a while; but now it’s just a pain to setup each night so it’s just a Wi-Fi clock now.

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Got a LinkedIn recruiter email this morning that said that 15+ years of Azure Resource Manager template experience is non-negotiable. I want to reply that it’s only been out for 10 years, so good luck finding someone.

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@SwiftOnSecurity I got an error when I tried to add ‘Entra’ to the ignore list.

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@WorkingHardInIT Doesn’t matter that it’s running Cisco CSR, the billing is based on the VM. I encourage reserved instances for all network virtual appliances (Palo, etc)

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@patrichard In Michigan they have to be.

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@ws Because™️

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@ws I can do that in PowerShell.