Scott Morse

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

Gotta be honest, I am seriously rethinking my plans to open a lesbian bar in the Pioneer Valley

[Alyssa Franke @AlyssaFranke]

Moving is expensive. Voting to replace Ron Johnson is free.

[Barack Me Obamadeus @iced327]

Instead of calling actual history "critical race theory", why don't we call the current curriculum "white savior fan-fiction"?Because that's what it is.

[Jacson A. Bevens, LX @JacsonBevens]

Counter-PSA: shut the fuck up and let people enjoy things

[Barack Me Obamadeus @iced327]

I hate to be pedantic but UFO doesn't stand for "these are definitely aliens"; it stands for "UNIDENTIFIED flying object"

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Breaking: CDC says fully-vaccinated people can turn off SMS 2FA, use the same password for everything again.

[Scott Morse @PatchMorse]

@iced327 Can you teach me to have my hoodies match my shoes, or whatever it is that "fashion" means?

[Scott Morse @PatchMorse]

@MackenzieAstin Holy hell, we are both right! The Character? Simms. The secret name he uses with me? AMES!

[Scott Morse @PatchMorse]

@MackenzieAstin

[Scott Morse @PatchMorse]

@MackenzieAstin I could've sworn the line was "Aimes, your man in the blue grass". But then again I didn't get to hear that line too often so my memory could be hazy 🥸

[Scott Morse @PatchMorse]

@MackenzieAstin Also wasn't your character's name "Aimes"?

[Scott Morse @PatchMorse]

@MackenzieAstin I think the audience got the full impact of that line from the *absence* of it. The negative space. The addition through subtraction.

[Barack Me Obamadeus @iced327]

Meghan McCain is what happens when the words "MY DADDY SAYS" become sentient and start demanding attention

[Scott Morse @PatchMorse]

@iced327 Is that Titanfall 2?? Play with me!

[Liz Eldridge @nolizzieno]

When Dems say “vote for us, you’ll get $2k” and that turns out to be a lie, they��ll suffer for it. Rep lies are like “immigrants are coming to kill you!!” and then when that doesn’t happen for obvious reasons they can run on it.

I guess what I’m trying to say is I hate it here?

[Scott Morse @PatchMorse]

@JermaineJupiter Do other interviewers have recommendations for "icebreaker" questions that are better than this? I always hope to give the candidate a couple of minutes to get comfortable, to build a tiny bit of rapport, but without putting too much pressure on them to carry a conversation.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

The Galactic Federation interviews Earth for membership