Patch Notes Out Of Context

Your consolidated place for all patch notes that make you just ??? out of context

[Lee Sharpe @mtg_lee]

Never underestimate the high quality of Magic set Release Note humor. #WotCStaff

(I will guess this is @WotC_Matt's work.)

[Ben Steenhuisen @Noxville]

In the 7.29b patch the Elder Titan Earth Splitter delay is reduced to (an approximation of) e seconds.

Haha.

[Emojipedia @Emojipedia]

@tslycha @pcgamer @PatchNotesOOC No reason shared, but Apple and Google both settled on hospital emojis with a hollow red cross instead of a solid one in the past few years 🏥 https://t.co/fOGNn0ufxh

[Reddit Dota 2 @redditdota2]

I need this update in my life https://t.co/ORE4PGF9YR #dota2

[PC Gamer @pcgamer]

The strangest patch notes of 2018: growing penises, mean Popes, and plenty of Dwarf Fortress https://t.co/prnsz18E2U

[Party Worm 💖💜💙 @MrPeanutEstate]

love how incoherent these patch notes are out of context

[🌴🌠🦎Permian Extinction Survivor🐛🔮🌿 @slimescraper]

extremely good out of context patch note for the 1.5 stardew valley update