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Asked our agent to index a column on orders.
It wrote CREATE INDEX without CONCURRENTLY.
In dev: 2ms. In prod: 80M rows, lock queue HOL blocking, 500 pool sockets dead in 4s.

AI writes SQL for 10 rows, not 10 million.

The Migration Lockout: https://t.co/74cgCuV5gA

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GN! Lets wrap up this awesome Thirsty Thursday!

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@HaoqxXp I feel like we all see green and just say....it passed!

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Asked our agent to index a column on orders.
It wrote CREATE INDEX without CONCURRENTLY.
In dev: 2ms. In prod: 80M rows, lock queue HOL blocking, 500 pool sockets dead in 4s.

AI writes SQL for 10 rows, not 10 million.

The Migration Lockout: https://t.co/74cgCuV5gA

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GTA 6 trailer is fire 🔥

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@ranuk_dev Great point! Cant let it stall out!

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Remember running defrag to organize your files?

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@MuffinMetaX @Hofers How many of these do you have fams?!

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@lindame55ina

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GN! GM! We slayed this Wizzy Wednesday!

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@MetaVixensNFT It was hard to chose! it was 8 at first and then i was like but that ones is cute and oh she is a stunner...lol

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@Round404 GM Round!

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@lindame55ina Morning....trouble...

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GM! It be Thirsty Thursday up in here! WooT!

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@BlockThreader Thanks Thread!

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@MeltingMoons_ Moons!

Woot woot lets celebrate this Thirsty Thursday!

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@theinkedminkNFT @MetaVixensNFT Good mornings Miss Ana!

Ya look like the art.....WHA?

Woot woot!

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@MetaVixensNFT @theinkedminkNFT greateful too! my current fav, love that look she has, eyes are killer too!

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Ran into @MetaVixensNFT on the timeline and @theinkedminkNFT is talented!

love the arts nd she gifted me Rosie!

Love the look! Epic artist and community! Join us!

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@SirFrd @theinkedminkNFT @MetaVixensNFT Woot woot!

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@JakeBalchNFT @MetaVixensNFT @theinkedminkNFT Thanks! Stunner of a Vixen!

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