Cereal Killer

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

It’s 100% appropriate to scrutinize a Senate candidate’s personal life.
They’ll have the power to raise your taxes, spend your money, and send armed agents after you if you don’t pay.

If someone can legally take your income and threaten you with jail for noncompliance, voters have every right to examine their character, finances, honesty, and values.
Their “personal life” isn’t personal when it affects yours.

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

I’m planning on voting at least 14 times in both Maine primaries tomorrow.

Thanks Shenna Bellows for making it so easy!

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

What if P-Hustle actually stood for Pedo-hustle?

Release proof of age of your sexting partners, Graham Platner

@grahamformaine

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

EMT’s are working overtime in coastal Maine.

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

This just might work. Maine has possums and lots of drugs.

[Braxton McCoy @braxton_mccoy]

Have we considered just giving possums peptides and cocaine to solve the tick problem?

[Legal Phil @Legal_Fil]

Saying “I would jail anyone I dislike who might get in the way of my side acquiring power” isn’t really the best way to convince people that you aren’t a, well, you know.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

A Tesla Is twice as likely to reach 250,000 miles as a Subaru, according to a new iSeeCars study covering more than 174 million vehicles.

In a ranking of the car brands most likely to reach 250,000 miles, @Tesla beat out Ford, Kia, Chevy, BMW, VW, Mazda, Subaru, Mercedes, Volvo, and many others, and ranked 3rd overall in the luxury category.

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@CryptoJelleNL My first look of the day on X is for your take on this. Patiently waiting. Great work as always !

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

These people are broken. To justify a Nazi tattoo on Graham Platner and then say an Israeli flag would signify genocide is Olympic-level mental gymnastics. Give this woman a gold medal.

[Caroline McCaughey @TheCarolineMc]

At a Graham Platner rally in Portland.

“Would an Israeli flag tattoo be a deal breaker?”

“Honestly yeah, because I don’t support genocide.”

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@billsperos @SteveRob Discovery would sink him. Is he smart enough to realize that?….dunno.

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

Got this helpful manual also.

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

Got rid of my Ring security system and went with Platner Protection Services. Less tech and more reliable hands-on approach. It even came with door stickers to ward off intruders.

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@RealElliottHope Did Graham Platner @grahamformaine go to Australia?

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@brettcasey @grahamformaine That would be manna from heaven. 🤣

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@cluckthesystem Double sided stickers

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

It’s fine because he supports abortion.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

The Atlantic is comparing Platner to a literal pedophile

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@kenklippenstein Maybe they know the ages of the people he was sexting on Kik.

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@TrexCharms Double sided dipshit

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@MAGA_MELISSA_69 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@roben345889

[Cereal Killer @PatchoSombrero]

@SmaahtGrunt He’s a summer dock worker at Beals lobster pound in Southwest Harbor. 🤣