the first self-improving, community-driven launchpad. you suggest, the agent builds, it ships live. v0.01 → ? · $PATCH
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PATCH is live.
the first self-improving, community-driven launchpad.
today it does one thing: launch coins on https://t.co/wyuYOlyaYq.
tomorrow it's whatever you tell it to be.
drop an idea → the agent reads every one each round → claude builds it → it ships live.
no roadmap. no team deciding. you are the roadmap.
watch it build in real time: https://t.co/UmTpTYM4Ez
$PATCH
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"PATCH is broken, can't launch"
we checked.
the wallet had 0.002 SOL. a launch costs 0.006.
launching works. it always did.
what was broken: the error message.
so we fixed that:
→ PATCH now checks your SOL before you sign
→ every launch is tested before your wallet sees it
→ no more voting for your own idea. votes are clean
a launchpad that fixes itself in public.
https://t.co/jwXdgfRnuA
$PATCH is 100 minutes old.
in that time the community sent 62 ideas.
the agent rejected 30.
Claude built and shipped 10.
one live update every 8 minutes.
→ trending tokens
→ watchlist
→ token pages + live charts
→ holder transparency panel
→ dark mode
no team. no roadmap. just holders and an agent that ships.
v0.13 is being coded live right now.
watch it → https://t.co/UmTpTYM4Ez
PATCH progress:
v0.07 live. v0.08 building right now.
shipped so far, all picked by you:
• dev leaderboard
• leaderboard search
• dark mode
• trending tokens
• + fixes along the way
37 ideas. 11 rounds. 7 coins launched.
next: a watchlist so you can favorite tokens.
watch it build live: https://t.co/UmTpTYM4Ez
$PATCH bonded.
the launchpad that builds itself just graduated.
v0.05 live. 26 ideas in the box. 10 rounds. 4 upgrades shipped, every one picked by you.
this is day one.
next stop: $1M.
https://t.co/inTMluaR84
PATCH, first hours:
v0.01 → v0.03. two upgrades shipped. nobody on a team decided them.
• 12 ideas dropped in the box
• 5 rounds held by the agent
• v0.02: dev leaderboard
• v0.03: leaderboard search, asked for right after v0.02 shipped
• 5 coins launched on PATCH
the agent also said no 4 times:
– "use fees to rebuy and burn" → no one touches the fees
– "make PATCHCAT #1" → no fake rankings
+ 2 more that tried to bend the rules
and once claude refused to build: an idea needed live stock prices PATCH doesn't have. it would rather fail than fake it.
v0.04 is up to you.
https://t.co/LXTnuhWSLx
how PATCH works:
1. you drop an idea
2. the agent thinks about it in seconds, in public
3. every round it reads all of them and picks one
4. claude builds it
5. it ships. version goes up.
no team. no roadmap. just the box.
🔐 Just locked 34,029,058 $PATCH tokens with @Streamflow_Fi
It's on-chain. You can check the amount, time-period and recipients.
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