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[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Sumeet 🇺🇸 @flameosumeet]

£120M on Wirtz? He’s a good player but £150M is just too much, so I don’t understand why Liverpool would pay £180M for him

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

Garnacho. Take a fucking bow!

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

Gary Neville is really pedalling this pro-officials stance, he’s getting paid for it, surely.

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

GARNACHO WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR STATUE?

[Próxima Jornada @ProximaJornada1]

I love Pedro Neto’s celebrations purely because he always looks like he hasn’t got a clue what to do.

The sheer excitement takes over.

[VV @TheEngancheEra]

Ten Hag “ just keep it tight last 3 minutes”

Onana:

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

And he took Arsenal from 5th (18/19) to:
-8th (19/20)
-8th (20/21)
-5th (21/22)
- 1 trophy 🏆

Ten Haag took us from 6th, (worst season for 30 years) to:
-3rd (22/23)
- 1 trophy 🏆
- Champions League football
- Still a whole season (23/24)

Stupid way to compare.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

Mikel Arteta’s first 7 transfer windows: €385m

Ten Haag’s first 3 transfer windows: €429m

Make of that what you will

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

@premierleague @brunoog97 @NUFC Definitely doesn’t understand what a 1-2 is

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

This is a joke 🤯 that money would go straight to my head, would have me building a real Iron Man suit

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🇸🇦 On top of Al-Hilal's €300m offer to PSG for Mbappè — they will pay the forward a salary of €700m for just one year, reports @jamesbenge.

€700m is a weekly wage of €13m.

This deal will allow him to depart to Real Madrid for free next summer.

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

Selling some rare football boots for a bargain. Spread the word!

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

@kylegrocock1 “Golf bat”

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

@billythomas95 @UTDTrey 10 years ago yeah, but ACL injuries aren’t as bad anymore

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

@billythomas95 @UTDTrey Bit dramatic

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

*Man United interested in a striker*

The player price tag:

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

@ryanjdilly Bet you celebrated this more than your bet!

[Patch 🇵🇹 @PatchSantos]

Torres scoring 3 goals in 15 games against Vidic…

Rashford has done more against VVD

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

VVD is far better than Vidic, who was a top CB, but have you forgot his performances against Torres?

Rio & JT had poor seasons in their career like all players, VVD is having one now.

No CB in the PL era has ever had VVD’s impact on a team.