"HARRY, WINKY HAS FOUND THE SECRET STASH OF BUTTERBEER. DOBBY WAS CHASING HER, BUT PEEVES JOINED HER SIDE AND NOW DOBBY IS HANGING FROM THE WEEPING WILLOW. STOP KISSING MALFOID AND CAPTURE THAT DEPRESSED HOUSE ELF, AS US TEACHERS OUR SMACKING DOBBY LIKE A PIÑATA."
"Harry, I know you have been secretly seeing Malfoid. Don't worry I will make sure Lucius doesn't find out, just tell me where Kreacher is hiding. Dumbledore has told me some fun stuff he has been doing to Dobby lately and I want to try test them out on him."