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Eat a butt, ugly

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They're roasting my ass

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@cuntslaw @daze_gaze @smokedank420_ @dirtyninjasox @computerThot @ArmorofIre @hamburglarita @scopgieb @silk_cellophane @bradycanoe @developedvoice @lovephoebecates Apparently I'm not funny enough for some people

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@daze_gaze @cuntslaw @smokedank420_ @dirtyninjasox @computerThot @ArmorofIre Sacre bleu

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I'm listening, I'm learning, I'm farting, I'm shitting,

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Had to Google how to properly write a check today millennials can't do fuckin anything

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Bro what the fuck is this barista doing

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Niagara Falls is actually the name of the scientist, you're thinking of Niagara Falls' monster

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@doulbedoink Sounds pretty dominant to me

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I'm lost in IKEA I'm by the fjarnitzö someone come help me

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@bigredil But did you get it

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*Being crushed by a truck full of Pepsi* I'm soda pressed haha guys do you get it *dies*

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@krispbea If I had to knock on a door to be let in to a comic book store, I'd just not return. I also am not a comic guy so maybe I wouldn't anyway

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@krispbea And he stayed in business while acting like that?

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Mr Beast Magic Eraser

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I'm fuckin amazed

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If I can still move in the morning I'm gonna be fuckin amazed

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@krispbea I didn't see your name on it buddy boy

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@krispbea Few years ago I started saying that whenever I see someone else driving my same car model on the road. Love it. Comedic gold

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Packing is so easy when you have someone who doesn't have sentimental attachment to every object do it for you

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I'm so glad my oven has WiFi now God what a relief