Paternal Damnation

Everything the modern dad father needs.

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Sacré bleu!

If you live in Dover, taking the kids on a road trip to France might be a shout.

Geordies might be best just getting a baguette whooshed from Tesco.

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[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.

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Look after your stainless steel https://t.co/CGmJz2jmsz

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@CarlosBonbarlos Same energy -

[dan barker @danbarker]

Possibly the scariest piece of TV ever created:

John Noakes climbing Nelson's column in Trafalgar Square, in flares, with no harness.

It just gets worse and worse.

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@CarlosBonbarlos Absolutely terrifying.

[Hullablue @hullablue]

Remembering the time my daughter wrote a book about me.

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Why did they re-cast Peppa Pig with actors that sound nothing like the originals?

I do a mean Daddy Pig. I even went method by developing a similar physique. #peppapig #milkshake

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COUGH, Hello, is that @elonmusk? COUGH COUGH...yeah sorry, I won't be able to make it in today, I've caught this...erm...thing that everybody seems to be getting...bye!
#ThreadsApp #ElonVsZuckerberg

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@Vuelio @Nigelclarketv @TheYorkshireDad @MFFonline_ @workingdaddy93 @THATCHAM @dads_dinners @SkintDad @DaddyandDadBlog @ukdadblog @NigeHiggins4 @ukdadbloggers @thatchamdad Thanks so much! Congrats fellow dads!

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WowWow Toys Review https://t.co/F9LhJLgxzC

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@CarlosBonbarlos Don't care what 'improvements' they make; I'd recognise Corpo Bridge anywhere.

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Crazy Parental Laws Quiz https://t.co/ows4lr0bXI

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Challenge yourself with a full on DIY assembly experience! @VanpowersBike manufacture slim sports bikes that you can easily assemble yourself!

Put that Lego down and start working on this! #vanpowers

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WIN Cookery Courses From Some of the BBC’s Top Chefs! https://t.co/JeZRno0zdg

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The Best Types of Nursery and Playroom Flooring https://t.co/A0g3ZuU8uE

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Making a Personal Injury Claim – How to Keep Things Simple https://t.co/zfpprnnnl1

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Abrachan Whisky Review https://t.co/9VwNEF3UhF

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Stretch Star Wars Review: Darth Vader and Boba Fett https://t.co/LtLnhO7raY