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Who's the jerk that put the letter s in the word lisp?

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Goldin | 2018-19 Panini Donruss Optic Rated Rookie Nebula Choice Prizm #179 Jalen Brunson Rookie Card (#1/1) - PSA GEM MT 10 https://t.co/l2BDjRfMsj #jalenbrunson @nyknicks @GoldinCo @jalenbrunson1 @PSAcard

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@CardPurchaser

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@Topps

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@JTTheBrick @GoldenKnights You really gonna let them rage bait you like that?

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@CALEBcsw I can’t believe that LT tried to steal LT from LT.

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@RyanSmith173174 @NHL_On_TNT Lol I had to put my finger on the screen and change the channel to see if it was still there. I almost bought a new TV immediately.

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@TheNotoriousMMA Hey @TheNotoriousMMA, you should buy this. It’s way too cheap right now: https://t.co/vnBndM32bD

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@JTTheBrick Haven’t been back to the Bay in a while. Glad to see that at least one of the staples is still there!

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@breedelio Lol, all publicity is good publicity.

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Hey, @taintweek it’s your time to shine!

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@sciencegirl The theory that time only exists because of the fact that we are rotating and revolving, while being spun in our galaxy, and who knows how much the universe is moving us. But if we were completely still, there would be no time.

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They should call this #MondayNightFootball game, “The President Bowl”

#Commanders n #Chiefs

@NFL @Commanders @Chiefs @NFL_MNF

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@JDVance #petty

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@piersmorgan Wait, a comic set up a punchline with a false premise? They should all be fired.

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@MichalsMartha @_0xHuCk @charliekirk11 It’s so true…I never really even heard of him before this, now his speeches and debates dominate my feed.

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@chase_palsson @BarackObama @grok Oh, that’s right…Ex-Presidents are supposed to comment on every murder that happens.

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@breedelio Who are you rooting for then?

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@BetMGM Karl-Heinz Grantiza (Chicago Sting of the MISL)

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@jenmacramos People will come for a weekend series against their favorite team…then maybe go to the Sphere if it’s not a $500 ticket.

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@GameRollinDad @esaagar Lol