Pat Carmody

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@manke_tom im in tears

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@tedcruz I'm starting to thing your dad really DID kill JFK and your wife is pug fugly...

you MUST agree cuz you're helping Mango Mussolini's defense, you sellout THUMB-DICK.

NICE HAIRCUT. YOU KNOW VANILLA ICE ER SUMPM?
YOU'RE such A DOUCHE NOZZLED TWAT WAFFLE, RAPHAEL.

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@tedcruz Speaking of Due Process...what the FUCK were you doing ADVISING THE DEFENSE in a trial you're a juror for?

also, why the FUCK were you tweeting while you should've been paying attention to the "trial"???

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@DonaldJTrumpJr AH-OOM PAPA MAO MAO.

NOW GO GET BENT, SKIPPY.

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump Lying, misleading and fraudulently claiming "rigged election"? Like...THAT kinda unfair treatment or disrespect?

Nah...tell 'em they're SPECIAL again... Just like Eric.

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump You STILL lose. EVERY. GODDAMNED. DAY.

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump NO FRAUD + NO EVIDENCE = ZERO INTEREST.

Next we'll do shapes n colors after recess.

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump Now you're going to have to resign to get that preemptive pardon. Your fans will say "He quit because he WON!!!"

(Being pardoned is an admission of guilt...I know you didn't know that part.That's why Eric's farting nervously again...)

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump GROOVY. Watching you lose while fleecing your fans is 'win-win'...unlike your election and coup attempt which was "lose-lose, then 48 more losses tacked on just fer laffs.

Did you call Bruckman's yet? Drop my name & Dave'll toss in the GOOD packing tape!

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump CALL BRUCKMANS MOVING & STORAGE. ASK FOR DAVE. DROP MY NAME N HE'LL HOOK YA UP W/ THE GOOD BOXES, A COUPLE TRUCKS FOR ALL THE CASH YOU'VE POCKETED FOR YOUR "SALARY FREE PRESIDENCY", AND A second BRUCKMAN'S TRUCK FOR MELANIE.
CUZ SHE AIN'T GOIN 'WHERE you're GOING.

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump We made the decision. Have you called Bruckman's yet, broseph?

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump #BRUCKMANSMOVINGANDSTORAGE
#ASKFORDAVE
#DROPMYNAMEFORADEALONBOXES
#STOPWHININ'
#STARTPACKIN'

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump Broseph, I IMPLORE you to call Bruckman's at [phone]. Ask for Dave. Drop my name and he'll hook the whole syndic...errr I mean family up with the really good double thick packing tape..ya know..for packin' n movin'...

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump OK. YOU GET THOSE VOTES W/O QUESTION.

YOU STILL LOSE

DID YOU CALL BRUCKMAN'S MOVING AND STORAGE LIKE I TOLD YA? THEY'LL HOOK YA UP!

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump @OANN @dougducey Because a Democrat won. Hey, you're gonna be movin' soon, you need Bruckman's number?
Drop my name and they'll use double padded wrap. Why? Cuz I'm SOMEBODY, dammit.

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@RandyRRQuaid SORRY... NO FRAUD.
TRUMP LOST.

THIS IS NONSENSE. YOU'RE NOT ENTERTAINING ANYMORE. YOU'RE JUST SAD.
(btw you were great in Frankenstein)

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump bring evidence this time, your clown shoes attorney Rudy keeps forgetting...
might help. Jesus Tapdancin' Christ...

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@itsJeffTiedrich you make my fucking day every day. Thank you, Mr. Patriot.
Keep 'em comin' til Eric starts nervously farting again.

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@realDonaldTrump You're such a silly Goose...

[Pat Carmody @PatGuitarmody]

@EricTrump You have not one CLUE as to how fuckin' silly you look pushin' all this BS, DO ya?

You're like school on Saturday...no class.
Good Gravy you're gettin ROASTED with Fat Albert jokes.