𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀─┈⠀my apologies, 𝑚𝑎'𝑎𝑚. | ☾
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

♞ ─┈ the 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐬 were Jasper's most dominant feature, like a lighted billboard. 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒔, they screamed. how many vampires had tried to kill Jasper, hundreds? thousands? the same number that had died in the attempt.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

Here's the deal.

On his own, he's not a good person to gossip with. He's always the last one to find out about stuff.

But, put him together with Alice, who knows everything about everyone?

Beware.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

They all will wear that T-shirt. No one stands a chance.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

... This is scary.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

What... has he come back to.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

@FOREKNOWLEDGED — classroom, but still.

He doesn't want to fight off any ladies.

“I'm a gentleman. I don't fight ladies,“ he says, trying to keep the calm touch in his voice, and none of the panic. “I simply turn down their interest and send them on their way.“

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄����𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

Catch him wondering whether @FOREKNOWLEDGED is gonna cash in on his offer of letting her braid his hair and put flowers in it.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

@FOREKNOWLEDGED Oh no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Human high school students already have too many hormones he doesn't want to deal with. It's good enough that most of them dream about Edward, given that the blonde mal rarely steps away from Alice's side when they're not supposed to be inside a —

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

@FOREKNOWLEDGED — voice, simply enjoying the pure joy that seems to irradiate from the tiny vampire's body, washing over his own in steady waves.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

@FOREKNOWLEDGED Despite knowing she doesn't need the added support, he still walks towards the closest table, so she can sit on it and be comfortable while working on his hair, so subtly that he can barely feel it.

“Mm. If you say so,” he says, almost lazily but still with amusement in his —

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

Not without Alice around to prevent potential disasters, no.

He doesn't trust himself.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

@OFLlONANDLAMB Oh, he knows. And he approves of it, makes for a very good strategy... as long as she doesn't get 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒈��𝒕. That is also important.

[𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗇 @olympicdarling]

aunt rose is 𝙝𝙚𝙧 favorite

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

@FOREKNOWLEDGED — he saw her, as if he didn't spend weeks and months trying to convince her that he was, by far, not good enough. Turning his head, he pretends to snap his teeth at her hand, knowing she'll pull it back the second she sees the decision coming.

“Didn't turn out so badly for me.“

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

Raises stretched out arm, lowers it at high-speed to 𝑡𝑟𝑦 and pat the top of @foreknowledged's head.

You never know with this one.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

@FOREKNOWLEDGED ( Well, he... he was, but not in a bad way, he just... does with most things in life, that's how his mind works, and... what kind of car? Any preferred colour? )

“I know. For someone so tiny, you sure are reckless,“ he replies, calmly, as if it didn't shock him the first time —

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

It's not his fault if y'all just happen to have terrible short-term memory.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

And put flowers on it.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

I was just pointing out an inconsistency.

[𝓡𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆. @PERPETUALRAGE]

Jealousy is unbecoming of you, Jasper.

[𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐀𝐍. @PATHOKlNESIS]

Yes they do.

[𝓡𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆. @PERPETUALRAGE]

She’s said it before, she’ll say it again:

Hale Twins do it better.