the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought
It's crazy how Steven Universe got slandered as the softboi tenderqueer therapyspeak show like Pearl isn't one of the single messiest characters ever put to television. They would shoot you if you tried to put a character as complex as her in a cartoon these days.