Wolfgang Patmore

Integrity in journalism, magnanimity in education. Aim to bring truth to the world and enlighten the lowly plebeian masses.

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Inside sources indicate the snow at the winter olympics was shipped to Italy from Banff

#Olympics2026 #womensskii #banff

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#horselover #blessed

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It'a not easy being a horse

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I agree

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Let's be real man, you should swipe right everytime

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I wouldn't kiss the wall
#rivertothesee

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Chickens are stupid, any vegetarian who chooses not to eat them are missing out on one of natures finest meats.

Vegetables are more intelligent than chickens, so there is no legitimate reason to avoid eating them.

#chicken #popeyes #vegetarians

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Do you ever notice your glutes get in the way of pooping? Like if you didn't have them you could poop more freely, like a cat. Need a furry to weigh in on this #furry #bathroom #anticapitalism #Bidenomics

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You can cook a chicken by slapping it

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I'm back

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I'm back

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@Wendys

Is your Corean BBQ burger made with real Gojewjang sauce? As a certified Otaku I can't eat non-authentic Asian food or it would cause me to revert to my assigned nationality at birth (Gaijin)

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There are more voters in Colorado than all of Canada #ColoradoforTrump

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All the Panda's in the world are kept alive by the Chinese government #BeijingBiden

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@ZackFord @KamalaHarris @ChrisCuomo LOL

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Whatsapp is a form of social control

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Hippy is short for hippocrit

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There are people in China
Right now

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The Earth only looks round to those who've been vaccinated

[Wolfgang Patmore @Patmorepedia]

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened