Alej

[Alej @PatoBytes]

@tom_vrhgn spooky. no notes.

[Alej @PatoBytes]

For the first time since 2002, the men’s single champion at #Wimbeldon is not named Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, or Murray — it is Alcaraz @carlosalcaraz

a new era begins

[Alej @PatoBytes]

“Who’s ready?”
Not Netflix

#loveisblind or is love patient now?

[Alej @PatoBytes]

You changed the game. Thank you
#RForever #RogerFederer @rogerfederer
But also…

[Alej @PatoBytes]

What other country has a COURT of unelected people making public policy of this magnitude? Common law is dumb

[Alej @PatoBytes]

A 2 hour flight delay because the captain is nowhere to be found? @AlaskaAir can you ping them? AS1146

[NationalWorld @NationalWorld]

🎉 Happy Twosday!

Today is #Twosday - Tuesday 22 February 2022 - a date written as 22/02/2022, which is both a palindrome and an ambigram!

It is being called an ‘unprecedented milestone.'

https://t.co/2ooSQQLCkT

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Sha’Carri Richardson: Tests positive for pot (which is not performance enhancing)
•Banned from Olympics

Kamila Valieva: Tests positive for Trimetazidine (which increases blood flow to heart)
•Approved for Olympics

I can’t qwhite put my finger on the difference here🤔

[Alej @PatoBytes]

who are you all rooting for on Super Bowl Sunday?
Maddy or Cassie?

[Alej @PatoBytes]

Machine Gun Kelly really went from “I am weed” to “I am wed!” 💍

[Alej @PatoBytes]

Entering year three of COVID is like how people parent their 3rd child. “Are you hurt..Are you bleeding? No, you’re good” 😅

[Alej @PatoBytes]

You must live in the suburbs if you want room for a panini press

[Taylor @TaylorTrueFacts]

That feeling when you log onto social media for the first time after seeing #SpiderManNoWayHome

[Alej @PatoBytes]

Hopefully, our Lyft driver has watched #SpiderManNoWayHome when he picked us up from the theater. Otherwise, we may have just spoiled a couple things for him 😅 #WithGreatPowerComesGreatResponsability

[Alej @PatoBytes]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @SmartLess: thank you @batemanjason @SeanHayes @arnettwill for keeping me company while I cook dinner. Today, I will listen to it while riding my BYEEEcycle #SpotifyWrapped 
https://t.co/Q2guol0ySU

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

@Microsoft Ah yes, my favourite game

[Alej @PatoBytes]

if you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium you lizard

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

The stage is set. Your city. Your team.

Seattle, it's time.

[Alej @PatoBytes]

CDC: You can start doing the things that you had stopped doing because of the pandemic

Me: Yes! I’m finally going to watch Godzilla vs King Kong the way it was meant to be seen — on a plane!